Suck It, Taco Bell!: A REAL Mexican Pizza
Somebody, undoubtedly a culinary genius and overweight, went and made a taco out of a pizza. I want one. No, two. I want two -- to go. And a caramel apple empanada. And for the love of God HOLD THE PUBES THIS TIME. Kidding, you know me -- extra pubes. And go ahead and throw a roach and some cigarette butts in there.
Pizza Taco [break]
Thanks to Ryan, who once made a taco pancake and puked in the kitchen sink.
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