Suck It, Taco Bell!: A REAL Mexican Pizza

Somebody, undoubtedly a culinary genius and overweight, went and made a taco out of a pizza. I want one. No, two. I want two -- to go. And a caramel apple empanada. And for the love of God HOLD THE PUBES THIS TIME. Kidding, you know me -- extra pubes. And go ahead and throw a roach and some cigarette butts in there.

Pizza Taco [break]

Thanks to Ryan, who once made a taco pancake and puked in the kitchen sink.

Supertasty Superheroes: The Iron Man Pizza

This is an uncooked pizza that looks like Iron Man. I assume whoever made it took the picture while waiting around for Whiplash to come cook it. Or should... More →

I'm Just Gonna Boldly Go Call Dominoes: The Official Starship Enterprise Pizza Cutter

In other culinary-ish product news, how about a Starship Enterprise pizza cutter? It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno! No it's not either, it's store brand and there isn't nearly enough... More →

WANT!: 20 Little Pizzas On One Big Pizza

Can't decide what kind of pizza to order? Go get Taco Bell instead. Ooooor demand the Little Caesar make 20 little pizzas and put them on one larger pizza,... More →