Apr 22 2010Ssssh, She's Sleeping: The Girlfriend Pillow
I've seen girlfriend pillows before but nothing as sad and pathetic looking as this one. I mean, she doesn't even have a head. Or two arms. And why do her breasts look like two softballs? But on the upside, she is wearing a dishwashing glove so she probably knows her way around a kitchen. Plus she's only $10, making her one hell of a cheap date. Can I bring you breakfast in bed, my lovely? No? Just toss you in the washer with my socks? Okay cool.
Thanks to Stripping The Pistol and Maggie, who both made surrogate lovers out of wood. Just not little boys like that pederast Geppetto.
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Reader Comments
1. Almighty Sheep Wielder - April 22, 2010 10:11 AM
WTF... First :3
2. h3r0 - April 22, 2010 10:12 AM
w00t! first
3. h3r0 - April 22, 2010 10:12 AM
lame
4. Almighty Sheep Wielder - April 22, 2010 10:13 AM
Yeeeah h3r0 :3
5. Kingoftime - April 22, 2010 10:13 AM
Way to fail at being first it's the only worst thing other than bing the firstfag
6. Almighty Sheep Wielder - April 22, 2010 10:15 AM
If its a big deal Kingoftime, then why do you even comment on these...? Hmm...
7. katmandu - April 22, 2010 10:19 AM
some lettuce please
8. fin - April 22, 2010 10:28 AM
Ahh but, does it slap your ass when you have been bad?
9. rayray - April 22, 2010 10:36 AM
"Do your wife’s business trips make you unease at bed time? Perhaps the fact that you don’t have her around to shares your dreams makes it harder for you to fall sleep." <-- product site lol shares your dreams eheh
10. Hoopla - April 22, 2010 10:39 AM
Looks like it's come straight out of Gumby.
Also anyone else remember when this place was called Hedonistica? What happened to the guy that used to write for that, i'm pretty sure it's not the same Geekologie Writer now.
For some reason i always thought he was asian, and i don't think the Geekologie Writer is asian...racist or just politically incorrect, you decide!
11. TobyRaider - April 22, 2010 10:58 AM
http://www.aboutus.org/HedonisticA.com The thumbnail on the right side look familiar?
12. CrispLettuce - April 22, 2010 11:41 AM
@7 Reportin for duty.
13. Cowlicker - April 22, 2010 11:47 AM
Looks like a poor mans "Real doll"... with a toilet cleaning glove
14. DONKEY KONG - April 22, 2010 12:23 PM
THEY CALL ME DONKEY KONG BABY!
GET USED TO IT!!!!
15. JADE - April 22, 2010 12:27 PM
That is so gay even if it is in the shape of a woman...........just sayin
16. pwnstr - April 22, 2010 12:36 PM
http://izit.org/sites/default/files/jamalsears_6311.jpg
17. Dishy - April 22, 2010 1:26 PM
@16 lol. Does it come with attachments?
18. Snoop - April 22, 2010 3:43 PM
@16 that was awesome.
Description: "enjoy a better sleep when you locate your neck in your girlfriend or wife's breast."
I have never located my neck in my girlfriend or wife's breast. Maybe the face and head but not the neck that would seem very awkward. right?
19. Covert Koala - April 22, 2010 5:06 PM
What kind of sasquatch would you have to bed for that pillow to seem natural? It doesn't even have a head to punch!
20. Snoop - April 22, 2010 7:21 PM
@19 I take that comment very offensively this product would work great for me when my plus sized one armed arm wrestling girlfriend is out of the house. Plus I bought 3 So I can have interrelations with all of them.
21. i am riboflavin - April 22, 2010 7:30 PM
where are the customer action shots? i wanna see someone demonstrate how to grope those fake fake boobs (which i assume feel more natural than real fake boobs).
22. finger skate - April 22, 2010 10:29 PM
welcome to buy finger skate
high quality and reasonable price, you know you love me
23. finger skate - April 22, 2010 10:29 PM
welcome to buy finger skate
high quality and reasonable price, you know you love me
24. littlemissjoker - April 23, 2010 9:18 AM
Surely you'd only buy this is your ultimate fantasy is to sleep next to a dismembered Marge Simpson