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Ssssh, She's Sleeping: The Girlfriend Pillow

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I've seen girlfriend pillows before but nothing as sad and pathetic looking as this one. I mean, she doesn't even have a head. Or two arms. And why do her breasts look like two softballs? But on the upside, she is wearing a dishwashing glove so she probably knows her way around a kitchen. Plus she's only $10, making her one hell of a cheap date. Can I bring you breakfast in bed, my lovely? No? Just toss you in the washer with my socks? Okay cool.

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Thanks to Stripping The Pistol and Maggie, who both made surrogate lovers out of wood. Just not little boys like that pederast Geppetto.

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