Sounds Legit To Me: Free Pizza On Craigslist

Hey, uh, has anybody seen Michelangelo?
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SHREDDER!
Craigslist (post probably won't last long)
Thanks to cupcake ninja, who always suspected the Foot Clan was into Craigslisting.
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Note: High-res version HERE because this car deserves it. This is a shot taken by Redditor kvnmahan at a Nashville Sam's Club of what is arguably the coolest car I'll see all weekend. Possibly life. Apparently it's owned by a local rapper named Lex Top Dollar. My rap name? ... / Continue →
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As is evident from the picture, there's just no way to look cool in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle snuggie. Sure I could do it, but I can also bend time with my mind. AND unhook bras -- both front and back closures. Cuddle up with your favorite turtle! Stay nice 'n toasty w... / Continue →
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Looks legit to me. Picture [ozozo] Thanks to Jessica, who doesn't care if there's rat fur in the pizza, she's going.... / Continue →

