Apr 20 2010Sheath That Lightsaber, Son!: Vader Condom
This is allegedly a Darth Vader condom from France. It looks like a Photoshop job but it's cute regardless because the message reads, "I will not be your father!" At least that's supposedly what it says, I don't speak French. It could read, "We poked a bunch of holes in the end!" for all I know.
Darth Vader Condom [palahniukandchocolate]
Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who just uses snack-sized Doritos bags. What's that, Blaqk? Oh, sorry -- family-sized Doritos bags. Dude's hung like a grocery aisle!
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Reader Comments
1. J-SIZZLE - April 20, 2010 3:28 PM
first
sorry i had to...
2. Andy - April 20, 2010 3:31 PM
Frenchfag here. Your translation is accurate.
3. Chundermutton - April 20, 2010 3:31 PM
@ J sizzle
bit.ly/e9hxq
4. Bentizzum - April 20, 2010 3:41 PM
Anyone else say "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" ?
5. DarkWolf - April 20, 2010 3:41 PM
LAST!
Now everyone STFU.. I plan on keeping this position! :p
heh... I said position..
6. Blue - April 20, 2010 3:41 PM
That would be for the gandalf chastity belt.
7. Loyjet - April 20, 2010 3:43 PM
Vive les capotes françaises ! :D
(Yes I'm French and I love your site)
8. Jess - April 20, 2010 3:44 PM
want!
9. Solo Hand - April 20, 2010 3:44 PM
Spew! Spew!
10. Tr011 - April 20, 2010 3:48 PM
The rebels are growing in power?
11. vip - April 20, 2010 3:52 PM
Another french frog here, the translation is fine :)
You're a bit late, we've got these since February ;)
http://www.journaldugeek.com/2010/02/12/quand-dark-vador-sinvite-sur-des-etuis-de-preservatifs/
12. Kris F. - April 20, 2010 4:05 PM
the force is strong with this one.....
13. Brayden - April 20, 2010 4:08 PM
Actually I'm pretty sure it's "I am not your father" but I could be wrong.
14. naas - April 20, 2010 4:09 PM
4:20 comment coming in 11 minutes....
15. Hannah - April 20, 2010 4:16 PM
But would it be in the realm of copyright infringement to make an English version. I am a printmaker and I could totally make these... And then sell them like hot cakes.
16. Truk - April 20, 2010 4:17 PM
@13 LMAO!
17. Truk - April 20, 2010 4:18 PM
@16 - read the stupid blerb first next time you @sshole
18. naas - April 20, 2010 4:20 PM
Happy four twenty everyone!!!
19. Dishy - April 20, 2010 4:24 PM
How long does 4:20 last anyway?
20. naas - April 20, 2010 4:28 PM
@19 a loooong time over here
21. Spounz - April 20, 2010 4:33 PM
@7 Je suis né sous la rose mais j'ai grandis sous le Lys. C'est pêtre des condoms du Québec :P
22. drenk - April 20, 2010 4:48 PM
i doubt any star wars fanboys need condoms, unless you can practice safe masterbation
23. Blue - April 20, 2010 4:58 PM
Yep, safest contraception device: the fanboy.
24. DeusJZ - April 20, 2010 7:45 PM
It's "I will not be your father" and I would buy many of these!
and @22 Don't forget, there's conventions and plenty of princess Leia look a likes!
25. vodkaOpoivre - April 21, 2010 3:08 AM
i'm french too.
i will not be your father" condoms are cool !
But they can do Gandal's condoms too :
"Vous ne passerez pas !"
"Toy shall not pass !"
26. vodkaOpoivre - April 21, 2010 3:14 AM
i'm french too. \o/
i will not be your father" condoms are cool !
But they can do Gandalf condoms too :
"Vous ne passerez pas !"
"You shall not pass !"
(sorry, my keyboard hate me)
27. kiko_n23 - April 21, 2010 4:36 AM
C'est donc le jour où les français font leur coming out sur Geekologie hein !? ;)
28. vodkaOpoivre - April 21, 2010 5:16 AM
Oui ! Comme quoi les préservatifs libèrent les peuples !
Liberté pour les g33ks français !
29. depuis le 85 - April 21, 2010 6:17 AM
all french geekologie fans should get together for a big fiesta avant les fetes de bayonne...or is that too geeky?
30. Murphy Cooper - April 21, 2010 11:35 AM
Tabarnack, moi j'suis Québécois.
31. Patch - April 21, 2010 11:41 AM
Sure beats out the old Star Wars contraceptive method : "Luke, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?" (or the failed version : "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!")
(Et vive le français sur la Toile, et le Québec libre!)
32. Spounz - April 21, 2010 1:26 PM
@30 Pas oubligé de sacré pour montré que tu viens du Québec... :\
33. Sally - April 21, 2010 4:59 PM
Ughh.. idk if i'll ever eat doritos again.
34. doritos - April 21, 2010 6:56 PM
pleeeze Sally .......
35. Nicok - May 27, 2010 10:18 AM
Hi all,
this condom is made by Callvin Condoms Collector, in France.
the product link : http://www.french-card.com/article.php?idproduit=488
36. saphyra04 - August 6, 2010 9:18 AM
yay, french geekologie readers get a party! but wait, where is my invitation? i speak french too... :(