Sheath That Lightsaber, Son!: Vader Condom

This is allegedly a Darth Vader condom from France. It looks like a Photoshop job but it's cute regardless because the message reads, "I will not be your father!" At least that's supposedly what it says, I don't speak French. It could read, "We poked a bunch of holes in the end!" for all I know.

Darth Vader Condom [palahniukandchocolate]

Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who just uses snack-sized Doritos bags. What's that, Blaqk? Oh, sorry -- family-sized Doritos bags. Dude's hung like a grocery aisle!

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