April 27, 2010

Please Don't Be Super Effective, Please Don't Be Super Effective: Real Pokémon Monsters

Filed Under: characters / do not want / frightening / games / monsters / pokemon / real life / scary / telling your children monsters will kill them if they get out of bed / yikes / you're scaring the children

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NOTE: Full-res shot HERE if you're man enough. I was not.

This is what a bunch of Pokémon characters would look like if they weren't designed to appear all friendly and lovable to children. Well I've got news for you, kiddies: REAL MONSTERS AREN'T CUTE. Real monsters are ugly and vicious and will tear you limb from limb if you even THINK about getting out of bed at night. What's that? Haha, no nightlight tonight, daddy's saving electricity. Sweet dreams!

These Real Pokemon Will Give You Nightmares [kotaku]

Thanks to Julian, who once risked life and limb for a midnight snack. Please tell me you made s'mores.