Apr 30 2010No Thank You: Terminator Hand Mic Stand
This is a mic stand that looks like a robotic hand. I want to smash it with my guitar and set it on fire, just like Jimi Hendrix would've. It was designed and built by artist Chris Conte (THIS JERK) for Adam Gontier, the front man of Three Days Grace." Now I've never even heard of Three Days Grace, and you better believe I'm not gonna start listening now. As a matter of fact, I bet you $4 if you play their album backwards it's all about robot worship and cyborg orgies. Not cool, guys, not cool.
The greatest mic stand ever made [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. camerom - April 30, 2010 4:01 PM
FIRST ....+ AWSOMENESS
2. Closet Nerd - April 30, 2010 4:01 PM
Have you ever wanted a hand job from the Terminator?
Well, you're in luck today my friend.... just sayin
3. captainlaziness - April 30, 2010 4:03 PM
Need a second one to properly perform "The Minivan."
4. McCracken - April 30, 2010 4:05 PM
I love Three Days Grace, and that mic stand. It's so awesome. :D
5. John Conner, age 13 - April 30, 2010 4:33 PM
They were supposed to have destroyed it all. By God, I hope they destroyed that chip! They'll kill us all!
6. T-850 - April 30, 2010 4:40 PM
fuck you asshole.
7. Durand - April 30, 2010 4:56 PM
I bet if you play their album backwards it still won't make it sound good. Just sayin.
8. ButtPlug - April 30, 2010 5:25 PM
Hey Closet Nerd, more like Closet Turd...creep
9. Jake - April 30, 2010 8:29 PM
oh boy, whats next terminator dildos.
10. Jake - April 30, 2010 8:31 PM
Geekologie is the only site that somebody named ButtPlug will call another person a creep. I love it.
11. Tennist0 - April 30, 2010 9:57 PM
@6 Go fall into molten lava. *spits in your general direction*
12. Android Boy - May 1, 2010 8:47 AM
Do want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13. Hippy - May 1, 2010 12:00 PM
Dude the singer from austrian death machine must get one...
14. cabbo - May 2, 2010 1:21 PM
YES FUCKING PLEASE.
15. cabbo - May 2, 2010 1:24 PM
@10 You, sir, do not know of ED.
@Closet Nerd. Never wondered; always knew. Turns out they have robotic paedophiles in the future. Something else I know is that pistons + penis = lots and lots of blood.
16. Ahhnuld - May 3, 2010 10:52 AM
That mic stand belongs to that man with the girly hair, Tim and our band, Austrian Death Machine. This canadian guy had better be ready for Three Days of getting his face pounded and sounding like a moose.
I would be okay with if if they were to only do covers of our songs; but most likely, there would still be face-smashing, as they are little girly men. They lack discipline.
Now get off my internet!
17. cabbo - May 4, 2010 2:31 AM
@16 I like it!