For The Ladies: A L337-Speak Geek Shirt

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18 Funny and Geeky T-Shirts [techeblog]

• Stussy's Still Around?: Stussy/Marvel Clothing

  May 2, 2011 / Comments

  Stussy, a company best known for producing the jeans I wore in high school (JNCO too!) apparently didn't go under after I went off to college and started wearing khakis. Khakis, ha -- I've never even owned a pair! Capris, absolutely. Anyway, the... / Continue →
• Future Fashion: Glowing Fluid-Filled Dresses

  November 17, 2010 / Comments

  This is a dress designed by Charlie Bucket that consists of 600 feet of looping sippy straws filled with glow-stick fluid. DAMMIT CHARLIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT OUT OF CHOCOLATE?! You have a whole damn factory. The dress is connected to a compu... / Continue →
• For The Ladies: Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings

  February 8, 2012 / Comments

  Inb4 break a leg, getting a leg up, vagina muscles look terrifying, my girl dog lifts her leg to pee on trees like a guy dog, etc, etc. Black Milk, best known for being entirely unsafe to drink, is back at the crazy leggings/bathing suit game, thi... / Continue →