Looks Scary, Hold Me: Pac-Man Movie Trailer

NOTE: Video is after the jump.

This is a Pac-Man movie trailer created by Geekologie Reader Andrew and his sketch comedy group/production company Therefore. That's a screenshot of Blinky there. Scary, huh? And I, for one, am not ashamed to admit I screamed like a little girl warrior battling a battalion of orcs single-handedly. Literally, the other was on my crotch THE WHOLE TIME.

Pacman: The Movie is a parody in the style of Saw, Hostel, and most other over-the-top torture-porn horror movies. It also blends in the idea of adaptation decay with video game movies, like the Super Mario Brothers movie and Street Fighter The Movie (which I own on DVD, and is so bad it's incredible). Also there's a "guest directed" scene at the end.

I thought it was definitely worth a watch. Of course it IS April Fools', so maybe I'm just tricking you. Kidding, I wouldn't do that. I ALSO WOULDN'T F***ING PEE IN MY ROOMMATE'S DRESSER AS AN APRIL FOOLS' JOKE. Not cool, Jake.

Hit the jump for the trailer.

PACMAN: THE MOVIE [therefore]

Thanks Andrew, and keep up the good work. Say -- is there a part for me? Not to brag or anything, but I was the broccoli in a school play about eating healthy. Maybe you saw it?

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