Just Plain Wrong: Spock Doing The Shocker

This is a picture of Leonard Nemoy performing the shocker (well, not literally) for the asshat sitting next to him. For those of you born post-Y2K, Leonard played Spock in the original Star Trek series. Also, WTF are you doing reading Geekologie? Teaser, Pleaser, Shocker, Spocker, Rocker, Showstopper. Go ask your parents about them. Kidding -- please don't. I wouldn't know what to do if your mom called complaining again. Besides invite her over. Burn you just got burned.

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Thanks to Whitney, who doesn't know what the shocker is and doesn't want to. Trust me, you really don't (I think it's a gang sign). And to Michelle!, who does know but won't tell me.

Electric Wristband, Automated Finger Control

Ever wish you could move your fingers involuntarily? Hell no, that's how people wind up stabbing themselves (alternatively, running with scissors -- it's a no-no, kids). But did that... More →

Chewbacca As Axl Rose Singing 'Welcome To The Jungle'/Destroying My Entire Childhood

Picture 1: Should've covered your eyes instead, little girl Picture 2: Probably the worst 'sign of the horns' EVER This is a video of Chewbacca dressed as Axl Rose... More →

Nubbins: Single-Fingered Dino Discovered

Worst. HJ's. EVER. Seen here looking suspiciously like a spraypainted ostrich, a new species of dinosaur has been discovered that only rocked a single digit on each arm nubbin.... More →