It's Anti-Toot!: The Better Marriage Blanket
NOTE: Commercial for the WTF You've Got To Be Kidding Me Blanket is after the jump.
The Better Marriage Blanket is an actual damn product, officially signaling the end of mankind. Or maybe just flatulence-related divorces! It's basically a comforter with a layer of activated carbon sewn in so when you rip a squirty one your partner doesn't have to smell it. Unless they're into that sort of thing, in which case I have a blanket beyond their wildest dreams.
Hit it for the I know I shouldn't be surprised this exists but I'm still disappointed with humanity.
Thanks to chocolate chipmunks and Sandy, who just sleep with gasmasks on because they're always prepared. Like boyscouts, but with no video game merit badges.