Apr 23 2010In A Bathroom Far, Far Away: Ackbar Toilet
This is an Admiral Ackbar toilet designed by artist Brendon Phillips (the man behind the Mega Man hoodie). I don't know about you, but I'd sit on it and do a crossword puzzle. Till my legs fell asleep. Then I'd try to stand and collapse on the bathroom floor, bringing a towel bar down with me. As I frantically mash the button to my Life Alert® personal emergency response system and see my life flash before my eyes, I'll wish I'd shat in Jar Jar's mouth instead.
Thanks to Brendon, who single-handedly manages to design all the products I'd actually want (now do a sex toy!).
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Reader Comments
1. Katie - April 23, 2010 10:21 AM
Ho Shit! First!
2. Zach - April 23, 2010 10:22 AM
lolz
3. woll - April 23, 2010 10:23 AM
So every time I go to rub one out I can bust right into Ackbar's mouth?
I guess dreams do come true....
4. Almighty Sheep Wielder - April 23, 2010 10:27 AM
Yes, yes, and more yes!
5. Closet Nerd - April 23, 2010 10:36 AM
Don't sit on it.... IT'S A TRAP..... just sayin
6. -Lmega5- - April 23, 2010 10:36 AM
haha this is awesome!...it's stuff like this that makes geekologie awesome.
7. FDSY - April 23, 2010 10:40 AM
IT'S A CRAP!!
OUR SHIELDS CAN'T REPEL FECES OF THAT MAGNITUDE!!
8. JADE - April 23, 2010 10:51 AM
fake fake fake..................just sayin
9. Chenslee - April 23, 2010 11:01 AM
I just printed and taped that under the toilet lid at work. Much mirth will ensue.
10. asdf - April 23, 2010 11:10 AM
@9 I would do that too, but we have no lids for our toilets at work. Just the seat....lol
11. Closet Nerd - April 23, 2010 11:14 AM
@10 then just wrap the top of the bowl with saran wrap for a fun joke too, just don't be in the next stall when someone is using it..... just sayin
12. Flangle - April 23, 2010 11:55 AM
Weak! I don't want to drop a deuce in the Admiral's goiter!
13. Samir Notgonaworkhereanymore - April 23, 2010 12:32 PM
F*CKIN awsome!!! FTW GW.... FTMFW!! lol
14. r k - April 23, 2010 1:01 PM
they need to make a R2D2 potty that, when you drop a deuce, says "these aren't the poops we're looking for....move along....move along..."
15. blueZorro - April 23, 2010 2:25 PM
Remember that time Ackbar was a toilet and everyone was like "lol'?
16. everyone - April 23, 2010 4:14 PM
like "lol"
17. Tebonin - April 23, 2010 10:56 PM
Sorry I don't like it I don't wanna put my hips on that ...nightmare...
18. Мебели за баня - May 8, 2010 4:47 PM
good :)
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21. bathroom vanities desig - August 2, 2010 11:29 AM
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