In A Bathroom Far, Far Away: Ackbar Toilet

This is an Admiral Ackbar toilet designed by artist Brendon Phillips (the man behind the Mega Man hoodie). I don't know about you, but I'd sit on it and do a crossword puzzle. Till my legs fell asleep. Then I'd try to stand and collapse on the bathroom floor, bringing a towel bar down with me. As I frantically mash the button to my Life Alert® personal emergency response system and see my life flash before my eyes, I'll wish I'd shat in Jar Jar's mouth instead.

Brendon's deviantART

Thanks to Brendon, who single-handedly manages to design all the products I'd actually want (now do a sex toy!).

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