Apr 16 2010I'd X-Wing A Quarter At Him: Homeless Jedi
I don't know what it is about this guy, but I really wanna throw a handful of change at him. Except not actual change, just a handful of washers. Then while Luke Panhandler there is scurrying around picking them up I'll steal his lightsaber. Well, provided he hasn't already pawned it to support his glitterstim habit. Kidding, kidding -- that's what Jedi blow-j's are for.
Thanks to Cowbell Fever, who, CRANK THAT BELL UP TO 11 AND BREAK OFF THE CLAPPER! Wait, no -- better leave the clapper.
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Reader Comments
1. nope - April 16, 2010 4:19 PM
i'm not givin that fucker mah change
2. naas - April 16, 2010 4:19 PM
he needs a lightsaber, not an x-wing
3. Alexandra - April 16, 2010 4:28 PM
i hope he starves to death
4. Richard McBeef - April 16, 2010 4:41 PM
@2 - He need a fucking job, not a lightsaber.
5. MoD - April 16, 2010 4:43 PM
Why is the F and the A in FAther capital? and then the next letter capped is G?
Put the F with the A and then the G and what do you get??
FAG
He's asking for a fag people, not money! Quick, Someone get him a cigarette!! STAT!
6. wootgoestheewok - April 16, 2010 4:44 PM
What a worthless f--king douche receptacle.
"Father went to Dark Side. Need $$ for trip to Dagobah."
or better yet,
"Stormtroopers killed my adoptive family. Need $$ to become Jedi."
F--king noob.
7. wootgoestheewok - April 16, 2010 4:46 PM
Someone should find a real hobo, give him a knife and a map to the treasure (meth) in that guy's spleen. I hear meth makes you stabby.
8. naas - April 16, 2010 4:47 PM
@4 you're right, a job at a lightsaber factory - that should solve his problem
9. enigma - April 16, 2010 4:58 PM
Ha! I thought that was Seattle, but then I wasn't sure because it was so sunny, but it is. :-)
Sorry to be that annoying person who always has to comment about the location of the photo even though it has no relevance to the content whatsoever.
10. Crystal - April 16, 2010 5:05 PM
I ditto #6. If you are going to make a reference to get some money it better be a damned good reference.
11. Madgame - April 16, 2010 5:41 PM
I prefer Skooma over Glitterstim
12. Dishy - April 16, 2010 5:44 PM
@9 if that's Seattle then he must be in a grunge band.
Oh well, whatever, never mind.
13. NAMELESSBANANA - April 16, 2010 5:50 PM
I SAW THIS GUY IN SEATTLE LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO!
I gave him 10 bucks because his sign was so awesome....
14. Syd - April 16, 2010 6:01 PM
Don't give him any money, he'd just spend it on deathsticks.
15. What - April 16, 2010 6:09 PM
I think it looks rather like downtown Portland. Maybe he's traveling south.
16. K - April 16, 2010 6:19 PM
Hell, I'd take him home with me. For a supposed hobo, he's kinda cute. Better looking than Mark Hamill by far.
17. wootgoestheewok - April 16, 2010 7:07 PM
@13 FAIL!
@16 You'd put your penis in a dead aardvark.
18. wootgoestheewok - April 16, 2010 7:17 PM
He's on Pine and 5th, in Seattle. Now go forth and sunder his testicles.
@11 I prefer Melange.
19. CrackedPepper - April 16, 2010 8:02 PM
Yeah, this guys homeless and I got a rope bridge on Dantooine I can sell you...
20. A dead aardvark - April 16, 2010 8:48 PM
So @16, you wanna come over to my place later, after rigor mortis has subsided?
21. Removal - April 16, 2010 9:11 PM
You ever see a pussy?
22. who - April 16, 2010 9:59 PM
I actually just saw this guy on my way home...thought he had read your blog and copied it, but alas...it was the same guy. We get some weird ones here in Seattle.
23. walt - April 16, 2010 11:39 PM
I'm so tired of homeless people and beggars trying to be funny and original with their signs. GAAAYYYYYY!!!!! Guess what, homeless people aren't funny, unless their drunk at your party. Then they are only kind of funny for like one night. What I think would be original would be to get a job and then carry a sign around saying "hey look at me I was a jobless douche, but now I'm employed...but still a douche!"
So hear this all you beggars (with computers?) "Stop with the obnoxious signs" . Really, it's like reverse advertising. I won't give you money. If you think your so damn funny you should have pursued a marketing career, not a c*#@sucking meth-head careeer!
24. r k - April 17, 2010 3:08 AM
I think he'd get more money panhandling with a sign that said he needed money for the upcoming zombie uprising.
25. danielle - April 17, 2010 9:15 AM
I'd throw a bucket of bolts at him.
26. brian - April 17, 2010 6:27 PM
maybe he pawned his lightsaber for deathsticks not glitterstim
27. Mark B - April 17, 2010 9:29 PM
That's why I always carry Dactarian Credits on me. They are worthless on his planet. Oh the laughs.....
28. zayıflama hapı - April 19, 2010 8:53 AM
zayıflama hapı
29. Chimp - April 20, 2010 4:18 AM
Owen Wilson is doing pretty bad these days huh...