I WANT THEM ALL!: The Venn Candygram

I love candy, it's an important part of my life. Right up there with the internet and self-loathing. And this is a complicated Venn diagram that explains the relationships of different candybars to one another. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Put one of each in a blender and drink them until we projectile vomit?! No? Just a Snickers for you? Pussy.

Venn Candygram [collegehumor]

Thanks to Ravel, who once mixed Skittles and Mamba in a food processor and had to be rushed to the hospital due to overwhelming deliciousness.

• Disgusting: The World's Largest Gummi Worm

  October 25, 2010

  Vat 19, the company behind the world's largest commercially available gummi bear, is back at it, this time with the world's largest commercially available gummi worm. It's every bit as disgusting as you'd expect. Unless you expected it to not be disgusting, in which case you'... / Continue →
• Count Me In: How To Make Your Own Super Gushers Out Of Regular Gushers, Fruit Roll-Ups, And Fruit By The Foot

  February 21, 2013

  Ever dreamed of eating a Gusher THE SIZE OF A SMUSHED BASEBALL? If you're anything like me you have, because three-quarters of my dreams involve overeating. The other quarter are nightmares involving ghosts and my ass. Take a bunch of Gushers, wrap them in a layer of Fruit R... / Continue →
• Mountain Dew Cupcakes With Mountain Dew Icing

  May 3, 2012

  RUN -- the Hulk got into the Mountain Dew cupcakes again! These are Mountain Dew cupcakes with Mountain Dew icing (links to recipe) made by blogger The Geeky Hostess to help stay awake during AMC's Ultimate Marvel Marathon, a 15-hour Marvel movie marathon culminating with the ... / Continue →