Apr 23 2010God You Fail So Hard: A Compilation Of People Sucking At Things In Commercials Before They Bought The Product Advertised
Note: Video of all the suckage is after the jump.
This is a little compilation video of all the failures-at-life in commercials who can't manage to do anything right without a new product. God I hate them. You know how many times the neighbors have called the cops because I've been screaming at these people through the television? Zero -- I cut all their phone lines digging a swimming pool.
Whenever a TV product commercial plays I bust a gut during the parts where they show us what we're doing wrong and why we need the product.
This is my tribute to the hilarious work the actors in these infomercials do.Products in this video include (in alphabetical order)
Awesome Auger, Big City Slider, Big Top Cupcake, Bottle Tops, Bumpits, Buxton Palm Wallet, Cami Secret, Covermate, Crazy Critters, CrazyBraid, DepilSilk, Doggy Step, Egg Genie, Emery Cat, EZ Cracker, Grip N Twist, Dual Pro Peeler and Adjust-A-Slice, Handy Groomer spot, ISPEX, JML Exakt Saw, JML Keep Fresh Bags, JML Paint Sprayer Pro, JML Table Mate Dub, JumpSnap the Ropeless Jump Rope, Magic Tap, mighty mend it, Naptastic, Pedi Pistol - Home Pedicure Systems by Ped Egg, PediPaws, Perfect Brownie, Perfect Button, Perfect Patty, Perfect Shelf, Pet Cozy, Robostir, Shoe Dini, Shoes Under, Smart Spin, Snuggie, Spill Daddy Paint Pro, SteamBuddy, Tushee, Tiddy Bear, Tool Band, TurboSlice, Twin Draft Guard, Twist n Style, UGLU, UGO Bags, Urine Gone, Vidalia Slice Wizard, Zipits
Wow, I can honestly say I'm proud to only own eight of the products listed. And the only reason I have those is because sometimes I stay up late at night and drunk dial. Hesllo, Julie? I Wanan talk to JOLIE, PUT JILLIE ON THE PHLONE! *sobbing* WHy? WHY'd YOU LEaVES ME JULES? Isit causeof my drinkling? Cause IAM SLOBER NOW. HellO? Dual Pro Peeler? I'll take two.
Hit it for the fail-filled video.
Thanks to Richard, who has never called in the next half hour to take advantage of additional savings.
Reader Comments
1. fuckbitch - April 23, 2010 6:16 PM
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2. Jr - April 23, 2010 6:17 PM
Firsttttt
3. seekercat - April 23, 2010 6:31 PM
Hahaha! laugh at the silly fail people!
4. NaKAhi70 - April 23, 2010 6:34 PM
Lol, I like the beetles help song, and is it really our fault that these people are that uncoordinated?
5. JBantha - April 23, 2010 7:03 PM
First!!
In geekology's Writer's mind ^^
haha, this was fun
6. Samantha - April 23, 2010 7:10 PM
Everything Terrible did this so much better. The voice over people completely overreacting and saying how much our lives suck makes this video superior.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/626737c84a/infomercial-hell
7. WTF - April 23, 2010 7:11 PM
How do you pull 0:36 off? Like, seriously?
8. Joe - April 23, 2010 7:16 PM
DEATH TO CAMI SECRETS!
9. friendlystoner - April 23, 2010 7:20 PM
my favorite is at 0:36 when someone tries to crack an egg then put it in a frying pan, just thow it to the side of the pan.
10. wootgoestheewok - April 23, 2010 7:34 PM
0:55 FTW!
Now, what product was it?
Here's some excellent guesses: BIG TOP CUPCAKE! PERFECT SHELF! GRIP N TWIST! BUMPITS!
HAHAAHaa... shit that's funny and lawdy do I crack myself up.
No, I don't watch TV.
11. Gerinych - April 23, 2010 7:41 PM
Yay Beatles
12. alex - April 23, 2010 7:41 PM
My childhood dream of becoming an infomercial actress has never felt more possible.
13. Lmega5 - April 23, 2010 8:10 PM
this vid is completely pointless! they should have added an 'after' compilation...
14. zaznz - April 23, 2010 8:48 PM
i love how none of the situations shown there need a 'product' to prevent what happened, but then if anyone lives their life like that a little common sense might be dangerous
15. blueZorro - April 23, 2010 8:53 PM
It's good to know I'm not a complete failure at life. Cracking eggs is still a bitch though.
16. Cruisemissleking - April 23, 2010 9:18 PM
A lot of these things are fail, but some actually do happen. Like yer little dog trying to hop up on yer big bed. 'Cause YER the asshole who won't help him. Asshole.
17. Jester - April 23, 2010 9:19 PM
This is a pretty good one GW if you're slow on news. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8f0IBMQQk&playnext_from=TL&videos=eRU3S-KQL_Q&feature=recentf
18. Brendan - April 23, 2010 9:21 PM
I hope that this never reaches any extraterrestrials....they see this shit and they'll know fer sure it'll be an easy takeover. XD makes us look like retards haha.
19. eron - April 23, 2010 10:01 PM
@13 after that, they got a brain... or died.
20. Tiffany - April 23, 2010 11:29 PM
The look on his face at 1:39 is priceless. Tiny beef patty makes me sad too.
21. Natalie - April 23, 2010 11:34 PM
@18 but most humans -are- retards XD
hahah that video is hilarious. I'm so faving that on youtube.
22. Zach - April 24, 2010 12:25 AM
So wait... I'm not the smartest person on the planet?!?!1
23. Just Sayin' - April 24, 2010 1:22 AM
@1,2,5 I HATE YOU
This video is so awesome. LOLing.
24. St Cup o' Water - April 24, 2010 3:03 AM
Beatles on the Caturday morning.
yeah....
25. Ruben - April 24, 2010 3:48 AM
THAT happens to me all the time!
26. Dan - April 24, 2010 4:00 AM
Nice job, guy.
27. thank you geekologie - April 24, 2010 4:28 AM
I just bought ALL of the products listed, just because I found myself in every scene of that vide.
28. thank you geekologie - April 24, 2010 4:29 AM
*video. see how I fail even with typin?
29. Ben - April 24, 2010 5:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puov1H53_a0
30. Sally - April 24, 2010 11:42 AM
Ughh.. THis is depressing. :(
31. Mercury - April 24, 2010 11:45 AM
I like how nearly all of them are female
32. dr.yosh - April 24, 2010 1:11 PM
I am famous! that's the video of my everyday life
33. EzacK - April 24, 2010 1:16 PM
lmfao!
I like how they are all white.
34. super cooper - April 24, 2010 2:00 PM
@ 33 well... i dont think it would get the right message across if they were all black people now would it ?
XD
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36. Erica - April 24, 2010 2:01 PM
Why aren't there only WOMEN failing? Like, 90% of them anyway. The rest seemed to be children and pets. and THEN men. lol
37. Salmo - April 24, 2010 3:01 PM
Ha. My friend Stewart is in like four of those. Makes a hell of a lot more money than probably any of us, though.
38. Scix - April 24, 2010 3:10 PM
It's even better run through the Benny Hillifier (google it)
39. Naked Chicks Rule - April 24, 2010 4:14 PM
Pure. Fucking. Genius.
40. Tranceblor - April 24, 2010 10:02 PM
@6 just goes to show popular sites target audiences ... Yes, funny pop music ... No, scathing social commentary.
41. David Escorcia - April 25, 2010 7:59 PM
awesome song for the compilation
42. www.christianlouboutinshoessale.org - April 27, 2010 12:06 PM
I have a little donkey, I never ride, one day I whim I rode it go to the fair.
43. jimmyhoffascorpse - April 27, 2010 12:25 PM
The sad part is that i've done at least 3 quarters of the things in this video already.
44. PaiPai - May 19, 2010 1:33 PM
Raise your hand if you lost a little hope fore humanity after watching this....
45. TheHickey - August 14, 2010 4:05 AM
*raises hand*
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