If you want to raise a good chainsaw massacre-er you have to start 'em young. Same goes for bloggers. Which is exactly why I rest my balls on the keyboard. ccccccccxccxzzxxxxxzzzzzzz LEFTY -- WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TYPING?!
The chainsaw and the severed arm plush are a creation of Steff Bomb, of which the Chainsaw plush is a limited edition 20 piece toy that sells for $30 while the severed arm sells for $25, and for collectors there is a combo offer that offers both the toys at $50.
You know, this reminds me of the first time I ever saw a magician cut a girl in half. It was after a show, I saw him throw the legs in a dumpster too.
Hit the jump for a close-up of the hand. Pfft, like you've never seen a severed hand before!
Now Slash 'n' Hack In The Safety Of The Chainsaw Plush Toy [walyou]
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Not a real one, silly! You'd have to have a freaking giant computer (or tiny family) for that to happen. What is this, the 50's? No, cause sexual harassment didn't exist back then. Back me up, Mad Men. I love you, Don! I thought that latest cigarette ad campaign of yours ... / Continue →
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