Apr 22 2010Drugs Are Bad: Guy Vs Flip-Flop At Coachella
NOTE: No matter how hard you click the picture above it's never gonna make the video play, so hit the jump to see it.
In an attempt to give the drunkest/drugged-est beer-buyer a run for his money, here comes a video from the recent Coachella music festival of some guy having so much fun (read: drugs) he can't get his flip-flops to cooperate. Those things can be tricky! The video's worth a watch, but mostly I just posted this so I could link back to the naked wizard at last year's Coachella. Remember him? Yeah, the one with the world's smallest penis. God that video does wonders for my self-esteem.
Hit it for the video.
Thanks to Blaqk Panda and Jaja, who wear Velcro shoes so shit like this won't happen.
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Reader Comments
1. Jpiglet - April 22, 2010 6:18 PM
Hahahahahahaha
2. once - April 22, 2010 6:24 PM
just once in my life i wanna be the dumbass that says first. so.... second!
3. Jeremy - April 22, 2010 6:27 PM
Oh damn that guy is f~cked up! I was about that bad on 4/20 but I wasn't dumb enough to wear flip-flops!
4. SAWA - April 22, 2010 6:32 PM
yesssssssssssss so many people at Coachella were this drunk. i wanna go back in time to a week ago today, party all over again. WAH.
5. Jaded Icon - April 22, 2010 6:35 PM
The guy is not drunk, unless he has been drinking shroom wine....
6. Greg - April 22, 2010 6:36 PM
If this is not actual a very old video, then it's someone copying an old video. I've seen this before.
7. Closet Nerd - April 22, 2010 6:43 PM
The guy trying to buy beer is still my favorite..... just sayin
And I know i've been that guy before.... i once ate most a ten strip at Camp Bisco.... ooooops
8. chadattack - April 22, 2010 6:43 PM
This is me every morning when I wake up.
9. El Mono Estupendo - April 22, 2010 7:39 PM
#6, I reckon there's been quite a few videos like this... still funny though.
10. Dishy - April 22, 2010 7:45 PM
The grass is trippy rememberating....
11. MoD - April 22, 2010 8:04 PM
Put your left foot in, put your right foot in and shake it all about...
Kinda like that guy does. HAHAHA, I makes my selfs laugh.. Floor...Splatt.
12. F A K E - April 22, 2010 8:27 PM
I mean, come'on... ;-)
13. Jenn - April 22, 2010 11:31 PM
He is defiantly not drunk, he's wasted on ?????
14. DH - April 22, 2010 11:59 PM
man... in ways, i wanna be that high.
lmfao he finally gets them on and then... both come off again.
15. Bob - April 23, 2010 12:01 AM
+1 for The Specials
16. hobbes - April 23, 2010 12:24 AM
mushrooms.
17. Samir Notgonaworkhereanymore - April 23, 2010 2:06 AM
FAKE! This was totally photoshopped., you can tell because the shadows are all wrong
18. moment of truth - April 23, 2010 2:31 AM
Lesson of this miserable story: As an idiot moron, he will get all the chicks and you are left alone.
You will also be paying his health insurance bills, as he is incapable to think with his one brain cell.
19. duke - April 23, 2010 3:55 AM
a little too much ketamine...
20. Stevie - April 23, 2010 7:37 AM
The best part is 0.24 when the guy nonchalantly gives him a little hand (foot)
21. witchyone8180 - April 23, 2010 8:20 AM
ROFL! I love the way he looks like he's trying to sneak up on them, like they're gonna scamper off any second. Like a homeless guy trying to catch squirrels in the park.
And GW wasn't kidding about tiny penis on the other video. Between his microscopic bobbitt and the long hair, he may as well put his purple dress back on and change his name to Sherry. There wasn't enough there to warrant an indecent exposure charge. I don't know why the cops insisted on tazing him over and over and over again.
22. JADE - April 23, 2010 9:01 AM
First rule whe your planning a day of drugs and booze is DON'T WEAR FLIP FLOPS.......................just sayin
23. jackass - April 23, 2010 9:41 AM
Take the backpack off buddy! Everyone knows that k-holes and backpacks don't mix.
24. dahghda - April 23, 2010 10:32 AM
the reason ive never gone back to coachella. too hot and too many wastoids like this.
25. Donk Donkerson - April 23, 2010 12:35 PM
The lesson here is don't wear flip flops.
26. forcedwine - April 23, 2010 2:33 PM
No you dillweeds! Lesson here is duck tape the flip flops on ur feet and waddle around like a hot penguin tryin to get head from any chick you knock in and all up into.
27. Lex - April 23, 2010 9:41 PM
That guy is no where as mess up as this kid at Earth Frequency 2009 (Queensland, Australia) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCUkyR1PWqU
28. Rich - April 24, 2010 8:00 AM
I saw this monumental event take place 4 years ago in Bangkok. Some American guy who'd overdone it on the Mai Tais on Khao San- and I swear it happened EXACTLY the same way, flip for flop.
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