Dogs Love Trucks Planes: Weightless Dog

This is a video of two enema bags in an airplane doing a nosedive so the dog in the back experiences weightlessness. I can't tell if he liked it or not, but my guess is no. Dogs, as a rule, like their feet on the ground and their tongues on their privates. And can you blame them? You can't. But you can blame them if they sleep with you at night and toot in their sleep. DAMMIT CHLOE YOU'RE GIVING ME NIGHTMARES!

Hit it for the short video.

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Thanks to Jake and Erik, who have both blown themselves off the toilet before and experienced brief weightlessness. Also, shit all over the bathroom floor.

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