Didn't I See You Circling The Middle School?

Hey mister, you got any Twizzlers in the back of that thing?

Party Van [epicponyz]
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The Pedo Wagon [albotas]

Thanks to julie, who claims she's seen dude lurking in the bike aisle at Toys R Us.

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