Hey mister, you got any Twizzlers in the back of that thing?
Party Van [epicponyz]
The Pedo Wagon [albotas]
Thanks to julie, who claims she's seen dude lurking in the bike aisle at Toys R Us.
The Ab-hancer is an (fl)ab-enhancing product from the same a-holes who brought us the Ass-istant and Tricep-tional fat-shapers (I'm grasping at straws here folks. Literally -- I'm drunk and there's like five of them in this giant green cocktail). I'm not even sure this is a r... / Continue →
Still think it's cool being a fanboy? You're one of him.
Thanks to cookies 'n cream and Professor XXX, both of whom sound like porn stars. One possibly disabled.... / Continue →
For once, I'm at a loss for words. But not bullets.
LOL Swastika Tattoo [buzzfeed]
Thanks to stephen, who went all Inglourious Bastards on this guy.... / Continue →