Can't. Stop. Puking: Super-Stacked OREO

In a vain attempt to wash the taste of sausage gravy and vomit out of my mouth, here's an OREO cookie that's 99% cream filling. Looks good doesn't it? No, it looks like me dry heaving over the kitchen sink so hard I just popped a blood vessel in my forehead. Now, I want you to close your eyes and picture that for a second. Hey it's cool, you can touch yourself.
Oreo filling taken to absurd heights [reddit]
Thanks to BJ my PENN, who, you know I will!
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