Apr 14 2010Believe: Yes, I Want To -- I Want To So Bad!
OMG -- A UNICENTAURUS-REX! Plus it looks like he's made out of chocolate. Mmmm, mmmm, MMMM! And I, for one, am not even ashamed to admit I would ride that bitch like a Big Wheels: furiously. And straight into the neighbor's pool.
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Reader Comments
1. Larrythefatcat - April 14, 2010 10:09 AM
I believe in gayness!!! hooray!
2. Hayley - April 14, 2010 10:11 AM
I'd gnaw on it. Just sayin'
3. Hayley - April 14, 2010 10:12 AM
Also, ride it.
4. Hayley - April 14, 2010 10:14 AM
Also, believe in it.
5. Ollie Williams - April 14, 2010 10:23 AM
It looks delicious.
6. Ste - April 14, 2010 10:25 AM
Who the hell comes up with this shite.
Someone actually had this idea and then decided to produce it.
WTF, I mean, WTF
7. Hayley - April 14, 2010 10:33 AM
Also, fuck it and suck its dick.
8. Durand - April 14, 2010 10:34 AM
Wow, looks kinda fat. Which I guess it would have to be to support that big ol' T-Rex upper body.
9. Sam - April 14, 2010 10:38 AM
it needs a bacon saddle.
10. Almighty Sheep Wielder - April 14, 2010 10:49 AM
Can it produce magical uni-rex juice? :3
11. oldschool - April 14, 2010 10:52 AM
drugs are bad, mmk
12. Nic - April 14, 2010 10:56 AM
sorry to interrup you, but Robot Unicorn Attack is the best unicorn ever!!!!!!
13. Hayley - April 14, 2010 11:02 AM
@ 7: Well played.
14. Robofetus-5000 - April 14, 2010 11:03 AM
Some people have become cynical and say dreams don't cone true. I see this majestic beast and believe they can! This is the mighty steed jesus will return on! Hooray for Armageddon! Sarah Palin 2012!
15. wes g - April 14, 2010 11:11 AM
this is 1/4 as bad as a pole dancing dino
-wes-
16. -JH- - April 14, 2010 11:13 AM
Hey where's my credit GW? I sent this to you yesterday!
17. Greg - April 14, 2010 11:34 AM
That creature was done in mudbox, I think.
Where I'll do you.
18. JADE - April 14, 2010 11:58 AM
Nom nom nom.........chocket fash
19. -JH- - April 14, 2010 12:13 PM
Thanks!
20. naas - April 14, 2010 12:13 PM
good glamorously ghey what in the hell is that?
@6 no shit.... and for what?
21. Dishy - April 14, 2010 12:55 PM
That made me fall off my wii balance board. That's what it feels like.
22. GiNa - April 14, 2010 12:59 PM
@6 People who are bored and have way to much immagination.
23. atheistgirl - April 14, 2010 2:12 PM
That is just wrong.
http://headlessshirts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/unicornasaurus.jpg
24. blueZorro - April 14, 2010 3:14 PM
Remember that time Kratos disemboweled that centaur? I'd would do the same to this chocolate UNICENTAURUS-REX.
25. Dishy - April 14, 2010 4:03 PM
This isn't complete. It needs a jinormous chocolate donkey dong down under.
26. HamBone - April 14, 2010 7:47 PM
that picture made me gay ... i am gay now
27. naas - April 14, 2010 8:18 PM
@25 no, no no it doesn't... the mental image right now... no. I've been around donkeys too before, not even in mexico. Just on some farm as a kid, no
28. Ed - April 14, 2010 11:24 PM
I'd like to see this in a porn! :3