OMG -- A UNICENTAURUS-REX! Plus it looks like he's made out of chocolate. Mmmm, mmmm, MMMM! And I, for one, am not even ashamed to admit I would ride that bitch like a Big Wheels: furiously. And straight into the neighbor's pool.
Thanks to Priby, Kestrel, Kayshawn and JASON, who all believe they can fly. Well I've got news for you: you can't -- now close that window.
I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex with a bowl of noodles so bad in my entire life. Well, that's not entirely true.
Thanks to Carolina, who only eats her pasta the way god intended: with Mario and Luigi. ... / Continue →
In the best news I've heard in a while, a scientist at McGill University in Montreal (I love you, Canada) is attempting to reverse engineer a dinosaur from a chicken "by altering chicken genes known to have evolved since the Cretaceous."
Needless to say, there are many problem... / Continue →
Unicorn shaped key covers: genius. As if my pockets could even contain any more magic!
Once upon a time single-horned ponies were pretty hard to find and could only be caught by unethical means. Now you can snag our UniKeys Unicorn Key Caps merely by paying the modest price, ... / Continue →