This is a Craigslist post by some guy who slept with a random chick one night only to catch her slipping one of his flash drives in her hooha post-coitus. Wow, sounds like something a spy would do.
You slept with James Bond, bro! *high-five*
Craigslist (won't last forever)
"You stuck my flash drive in your vagina - m4w - 25 (philadelphia)" [gizmodo]
Thanks to Divo, who slept with a girl once and didn't realize his printer was missing until the next day.
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