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April 18, 2010 - April 24, 2010 Archives

  • April 24, 2010
    In a recent fake study released by Apple, women are more likely to give their number to a guy if he's toting an iPhone. And here I've just been toting my balls in a wheelbarrow! CultofMac reports that a Phones4U survey of 1,500 women found that 54% of them would be more likel... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2010
    I always suspected Jughead was gay too, he's just not open about it. You've gotta admit -- dude loves the meat. Get it? Because he eats a lot of hamburgers! Wimpy from Popeye too. On September 1st, Kevin Keller, Archie Comics' first openly gay character, will be welcomed... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2010
    We've all been there: you're setting up a up a new computer, you get a little distracted and next thing you know, BAM! -- you're experimenting sexually with a mess of tangled cables. Unfortunately, I didn't have the sense to shape them into something first. And it was still a... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2010
    Note: Video of all the suckage is after the jump. This is a little compilation video of all the failures-at-life in commercials who can't manage to do anything right without a new product. God I hate them. You know how many times the neighbors have called the cops because ... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2010
    They say a picture's worth a thousand words, and based on the image a reader just sent me, those words are "this is my penis" 250 times. Thanks for that, guy. "Right-click, save as" aside, this is photographic evidence Nintendo designed the N-64 to look like a koala's face wh... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2010
    I love books. I've read like six of them. One of them twice. My bookworm-y tendencies aside, this is a gerbil wheel bookshelf designed by artist David Garcia (I love your brother's band!). Unfortunately the wheel isn't on a stationary axle, so you'll probably walk yourself ... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2010
    Sure I'm three days late on making this a 4.20 post but you know what they say: stoners can't be -- hey let me have a bite of that sandwich. Where was I? Right, a Yoda bong. Are you gonna finish that soda? It's just my mouth feels so dry -- like I just ate a handful of san... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2010
    A History of the Sky is a project by Ken Murphy in which he plans to collect 365 days worth of time-lapse video from the sky above San Francisco, and then slap them all together in a video mosaic, each cell representing one day, in chronological order. Impressive Ken, but have... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2010
    Because I'm on a deviantART (and mimosa) kick this morning, here comes a wicked-sick (I can say that because I'm cool) picture of the Mushroom Kingdom as envisioned by artist lastscionz. Pretty awesome, huh? I especially like how Yoshi reminds me of the Loch Ness monster beca... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2010
    NOTE: This is only a small fraction of the whole graphic you gotta click HERE to see the entire thing (with an even larger version available at the artist's deviantART page). Are you a hardcore gamer? Ever eaten a controller? Had relations with the hole in the middle of a Dr... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2010
    This is an Admiral Ackbar toilet designed by artist Brendon Phillips (the man behind the Mega Man hoodie). I don't know about you, but I'd sit on it and do a crossword puzzle. Till my legs fell asleep. Then I'd try to stand and collapse on the bathroom floor, bringing a towe... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    Note: Hit the jump for the probably NSFW (pasties) uncensored image. I guess the only real question is which one of these ladies to go after first. And I'm gonna have to go with Pikachu. Hit it the jump to use boner. It will be super effective.... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    NOTE: No matter how hard you click the picture above it's never gonna make the video play, so hit the jump to see it. In an attempt to give the drunkest/drugged-est beer-buyer a run for his money, here comes a video from the recent Coachella music festival of some guy having s... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    Because dogs shouldn't be the only ones with butt covers, somebody went and created Backtacular asscrack patches for ladies (link is NSFW). Classy, but I still prefer a girl with an eyepatch. Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    Remember last week's crazy-ass sun picture and video? Well here come some more shots from the recently launched NASA Solar Dynamics Observatory. Just look at that! Amazing, isn't it? So majestic. So powerful. I mean, that's our sun right there -- tooting flames. God what... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    NOTE: This is only a small portion of the chart so click HERE for the whole thing. This is a chart used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is. This is only a small portion of the tamer styles though, so you need to click the link above to see the whole t... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    Seen here with C-3PO and Dane Cook, college grad Manja Pieters (BTDT -- had to get a salve from the witchdoctor) wore a full Stormtrooper costume to her graduation ceremony. Why? Hell I don't know, why did I wear a tophat and monocle to mine? Oh right, because I'm classy was... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    I'm taking credit for the double entendre in the title even though I didn't mean to do it. Sometimes stuff like that just happens WHEN YOU'RE A LEVEL 80 BLOGGER! The Geekologie Writer uses Words of Awesomeness. It's super effective! Anyway, this is a short video of a little... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    In a vain attempt to wash the taste of sausage gravy and vomit out of my mouth, here's an OREO cookie that's 99% cream filling. Looks good doesn't it? No, it looks like me dry heaving over the kitchen sink so hard I just popped a blood vessel in my forehead. Now, I want you ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    This is an XBox customized by Richard Taylor at Weta Workshop to celebrate the millionth 360 sold in Australia and New Zealand. I'm not sure who the character is, but I suspect he's like an Australian G.I. Joe or something. As you can see, dude is shooting one side while some... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    I've seen girlfriend pillows before but nothing as sad and pathetic looking as this one. I mean, she doesn't even have a head. Or two arms. And why do her breasts look like two softballs? But on the upside, she is wearing a dishwashing glove so she probably knows her way ar... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    The Bob Evans branded gravy dispenser: the pinnacle of convenience store deliciousity. And you can own your own for the low, low cost of $635! At your cost of $0.78 a serving and a suggested retail price of $1.99, you're making a 61% profit per biscuit. I just ordered one and s... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    I swear, Canadians and their search queries. They must think the internet is nothing but dysfunctional relationships and video game character names. Well it's not. There's also porn and free music. What -- you still don't care? Hockey stats! Why Is He Called Donkey Kong ... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    I honestly don't think I've ever even seen a $100 bill in real life, but maybe you have. Maybe you carry a rubberbanded roll of them around in your pocket. Hey you can admit it, I won't get jealous. Jesus, you really do? GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY OR I'LL CUT YOU! There are a nu... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    ROFLSpiders is supposed to be the antithesis of LOLCats, but it looks like the exact same thing except with spiders. I think it's ironic or something. The site is a reaction to the crappy image macro and demotivationals sites taking the place of real comedy. Most of the subm... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    This is a never-before released shot of Albert Einstein's desk the day he died. And you know what they say: a cluttered desk is a sign of genius. Also, laying on the couch with a laptop scorching your privates. Guilty as charged! Einstein's desk [kottke] Thanks to Mary, wh... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    This is a Craigslist post by some guy who slept with a random chick one night only to catch her slipping one of his flash drives in her hooha post-coitus. Wow, sounds like something a spy would do. .... .... You slept with James Bond, bro! *high-five* Craigslist (won't last ... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    This is a picture (probably old) of Steve Wozniak pissing off the back of his Segway while a little mustachioed man plays with his wiener in the background. Steve and those Segways, I swear. I heard he even insists on having one in bed with him while he's making love. Steve ... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    Sorry for the late start today, folks. It was The Superficial Writer's last night in town yesterday and we literally JUST got out of jail. Plus I'm missing a shoe. In less interesting news, some guy had his just-purchased iPad stolen and the thief managed to make off with pa... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    This is a flowchart to determine what kind of drunk you are. Well -- which one are you? Truthfully, I don't really touch the stuff myself so I guess that makes me a lying drunk. An awesome, well-endowed one! Did I ever tell you about the time I fought off a plane full of te... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    Note: Trailer is after the jump. This is a screenshot from a porno parody of 'The Big Bang Theory'. I dunno, maybe it's for you. Me? I don't watch adult movies, I live them. Did somebody call a plumber? No? Electrician? Did you order a pizza? I'M HERE TO BONE DAMMIT. ... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    The Arm Sleeper Pillow is a grossly overpriced ($99) head receptacle that has a groove underneath so you can sleep on your arm without cutting off the circulation and having to get it amputated. Of course, this also means no more strangers when you wake up, so it's kind of a t... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    If you want to raise a good chainsaw massacre-er you have to start 'em young. Same goes for bloggers. Which is exactly why I rest my balls on the keyboard. ccccccccxccxzzxxxxxzzzzzzz LEFTY -- WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TYPING?! The chainsaw and the severed arm plush are a cr... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    This is allegedly a Darth Vader condom from France. It looks like a Photoshop job but it's cute regardless because the message reads, "I will not be your father!" At least that's supposedly what it says, I don't speak French. It could read, "We poked a bunch of holes in the ... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    This is a fake video game called I'm NOT Drunk. It's the most irresponsible video game I've ever seen (today) because the entire objective is to convince people you're okay to drive despite being wasted. Well I've got news for you: you're NEVER okay to drive if you've been dr... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    Note: Image is small so click HERE to see the full size one, then laugh. Wait -- you can get your account suspended for that? But, uh, it's still cool during Peggle, right? Picture Thanks to Larry, who doesn't expose anything but his true feelings during online play. Jesus... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    Because it's 4.20 and I just wouldn't feel right if I didn't make at least one weed related post, some 4-year old found a bag of ganja in a used video game case his dad bought him from Blockbuster. Note to self: don't hide weed in rented video games. Oooh -- and buy more choc... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    This is a robotic mouth created to help the hearing impaired learn to articulate their speech better. It's a learning tool. One I just set on fire and kicked down the stairs. To enable the robot's speaking abilities, engineers at Japan's Kagawa University used an air pump, ... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    Paul Hutton is a grown-ass man who managed to score a DUI in a Barbie Power Wheels. Nice, Paul, I bet your daughter is proud embarrassed as f***. Mr Hutton, who has four children Simon, 17, Calum, 14, Laina, 12, and John, 11, admitted being a 'complete twit'. Speaking after... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    This is a little gallery of children's drawings copied and painted realistically by Dave Devries as part of a project called Monster Engine. What's Monster Engine? The opposite of an angel caboose, silly! Eleven years ago Dave Devries started the Monster Engine project with ... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    This is a series of LOST themed tarot cards designed by Alex Griendling. Now I've never had a tarot card reading before because I'm against black magic, but I did go to get my palm read once. You know what the lady had the nerve to tell me? Come back when you've shaved your ... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    Because eventually everything will have a motor and AI and want to kill you, somebody is manufacturing motorized surfboards. The PowerSki Jetboard is basically a bare-bones Jet Ski made for surfing when there aren't any waves. Plus it can reach speeds up to 40MPH, which is ju... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    Tribbles, the lovable Star Trek fluffballs best known for turning into Gremlins if you get them wet, aren't just made of a bunch of pubes glued together like I previously thought. No, it turns out they actually have body parts, including, and virtually limited to: sexual organ... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    Note: Video is aaaaafter the jump. You ever wonder what really happens after you rescue the princess at the end of a video game? The exact same thing that would happen in real life, that's what. Because SPOILER: princesses are only after your coins. Just like the real women... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    This is a little gallery of what the apocalypse of 2012 is going to look like [editor's note to self: remember to come back and change the date to 2015 if the whole 2012 shit is a bust], courtesy of the recent volcanic eruptions in Iceland. Doesn't look like a very good place ... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    NOTE: This ain't the whole thing so you need to beat THIS BUTTON with your cursor like you'd do a dirty rug with a broom handle. Having trouble picking just the write (see what I did there?) typeface for a project? Well fear not, because graphic designer Julian Hansen (Mmmm B... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    The Rectum Bar in Vienna is a bar shaped like an anatomically correct rectum. I think we can all agree it brings new meaning to the phrase, "getting butt-ass drunk", amirite? No? YEAH WELL YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! Yes, that was a rectal related tie-in. God I'm L337. The design... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    These are pictures of Apple's new iPhone. They're real too -- apparently a drunk Apple employee left the thing at a bar in Redwood City. Their body hasn't been recovered. Steve did it! Anyway, Gizmodo managed to get a hold of the thing and disassemble it, these are the big ... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    This is a little gallery of Chinese superhero knockoffs. Like Spader-Man here. Why the manufacturers don't just go the extra mile and use the copywritten names is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with honor and morals. Wait, did I say honor and morals? Becaus... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump. This is a video of an octopus stealing some guy's video camera while he was trying to film it. And if that weren't bad enough, the tentacled bastard proceeds to swim away with the thing and dude has to give chase to get his equipment back. Geez... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2010
    I love pushing buttons. One time I even pressed the big red one after a guy with a badge and gun told me not to. You want to know what happened? I BET YOU WOULD! Anyway, soundboards are nothing new but I like this one and it has lots of appropriate buttons to push when cowo... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2010
    Because the first one was kind of crappy looking, Avatar tattoo guy decided to take another stab at it and got Neytiri #2 on his opposite shoulder. Per some of his wall posts: thats 2 tattoos out of 6 4 more to go this year and next year will be the back ground this was 5 hrs... / Continue →