April 4, 2010 - April 10, 2010 Archives
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We first reported on Kentucky Fried Cruelty's Double Down sandwich back in August of last year, and I thought it was real then. But apparently not, apparently it's only getting real on Monday. And for those of you that didn't know, it's bacon bet... / Continue →
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Note: Video of Princess Pissypants is after the jump. Further proving the questionable reality of her initial video, Starcraft II Beta Breakup girl is back at it, this time smashing one of her ex-boyfriend's windows with a brick and tossing a runn... / Continue →
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Feeling too old to pick grapes? That's God's way of saying it's time to go. But researches at Japan's Tokyo University of Agriculture and Technology have developed a robotic suit to aid the elderly in their farming longevity. Hooray? NO, NOT HO... / Continue →
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Hey, uh, has anybody seen Michelangelo? ... ... SHREDDER! Craigslist (post probably won't last long) Thanks to cupcake ninja, who always suspected the Foot Clan was into Craigslisting.... / Continue →
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The Rescue Balloon is an inflatable aid for adventurers who find themselves lost in the woods while searching for artifacts. Ha, Indiana Jones scoffs at you! Designer Jaeseok Han wasn't fooling around when he created this compact kit -- intended ... / Continue →
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Okay, so here's the gameplan: you run to the bank for singles while I stuff my pants with chicken. One two three, BREAK! Geekologie's Facebook Page Thanks to Jonathan and Julien, who don't send tips as much as post them on Geekologie's Facebook ... / Continue →
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Remember the chocolate weaponry we featured awhile ago? Well now the same company is manufacturing weapon soap. Probably from the same molds as the chocolate. I'd still wash my mouth out with it. Also, b-hole. Don't act like you've never lost ... / Continue →
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Still think it's cool being a fanboy? You're one of him. iDouche [cheezburger] Thanks to cookies 'n cream and Professor XXX, both of whom sound like porn stars. One possibly disabled.... / Continue →
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This is a tattoo on some guy's back depicting the end of dinosaurs. Brutal, I know. I've been crying about it for almost fifteen minutes now. But you know what? Those are the facts of life. Also, storks bring babies to your house which is exac... / Continue →
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This is a little graphic of various underachieving AT-AT's that never saw battle on Hoth because, quite frankly, they would have screwed everything up and lost it for the Empire. Which, you'll recall if you've ever seen The Wrath of Khan, is the o... / Continue →
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NOTE: Video of the circus act is after the jump. This is a video of a cat standing on its back legs for a solid 47 seconds. No word on how long he was standing before then but I suspect at least another minute and a half. Impressive, cat, but on... / Continue →
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Remember back in the day when I would post all kinds of custom painted shoes and you were all, "dammit, GW, enough with the stupid painted shoes!", and I'd be like, "I can't help it, I've been drinking!". Well I'm back off the metaphorical wagon, ... / Continue →
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The Drinkclip Beltclip is a $5 clip for your belt that holds a beverage instead of a cellphone or laser blaster. You should still wear it right next to your cellphone though. Both of them. I mean, if you want to look cool. Plus fill it with the... / Continue →
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This is super impressive mosaic made by neogaf forum member jarosh entirely out of Mega Man screenshots. Around 1,500 of them, encompassing the first six games in the Mega Man franchise. Dammit, Dr. Wily, why won't you die?! Insufferable taint. ... / Continue →
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The Toe Mouse is the brainchild of Liu Yi and was designed for people who have lost the use of their arms. Oooooor for people who like to masturbate with both hands (I'm on to you!). Toe Mouse! [engadget] Thanks to Mr John and rivermind, who are... / Continue →
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NOTE: Should-not-be-missed video is after the jump. This is a screenshot of an animated short by Patrick Jean appropriately titled 'Pixels'. It's all about oldschool games invading New York and I highly recommend you hit the jump and watch it rig... / Continue →
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Because the world is progressing in a downward, Twittering spiral (*swish!*) designers Ben Perman and Murat Multu came up with the Tweetle, a tea kettle that f***ing tweets. Wow, can you say impractical? Now a Twittering microwave, THAT would be ... / Continue →
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What better way to celebrate The Day of The Dead (WHICH ISN'T TODAY, FYI) than with a Stormtrooper tat in the style of a Mexican sugar skull? I can think of about a million, but apparently this guy's foot couldn't. Also, what self respecting man ... / Continue →
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NOTE: Video of golden shower action is after the jump. Baby Wee Wee is not only gonna get made fun of and beat up later in life because his parents can't name a child for shit, but he's also got a robotic pecker. That actually pees if you tickle ... / Continue →
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Seen here about to make out with his own sculpture, 19-year old Justin Ramsden used over 3,000 LEGO pieces to make this Amy Winehouse bust. Good lookin', Justin, now if she just had crack falling out of her hair and one boob on the loose terrorizi... / Continue →
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That's right folks, the periodic table is getting another new addition to the family. And apparently these super-heavy elements they're creating in the lab are getting stabler and stabler as atomic weight increases. Which gives me hope Geekologie... / Continue →
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Let's just take a minute to reflect on the all-encompassing awesomeness that is the title I came up with. Kidding, it's pretty sucky. NO IT'S NOT EITHER! This is a remote-controlled lightsaber nightlight for those of you that are afraid of the d... / Continue →
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NOTE: Video after the jump is completely NSFW due to girl's anger-filled potty mouth. No wonder he broke up with you! This is a video of some chick telling her ex-boyfriend that she hacked his email and changed his password, after deleting his S... / Continue →
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I know, I should be a rap artist. Unfortunately, I've been ousted by the rap community for crushing them all in the annual 40-chugging competition. God, get a sippy cup, Jay-Z! Nas -- you're still cool. Anyway, retractable lights for your chrom... / Continue →
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This $45 hoodie from 80's Tees makes you look like some superhero. I dunno, Lightning Man or something. Thor maybe? This DC Comics Zip-up Hoodie is inspired by the outfit worn by The Flash. The hood has a mask as well as the lightning bolt anten... / Continue →
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Haha, what do you mean there are other genres? I'll believe it when I see it. How Every Video Store Should Organize Their Movies [albotas]... / Continue →
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Skilled LEGO builder Sheepo went and made a Bugatti Veyron out of LEGO Technic pieces. And it's radio controlled. And it does things my real car can't even do. Like not sit on cinderblocks. You're gonna need to hit the jump and watch the video ... / Continue →
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Looking for a new cape? Maybe some invisibility paint? How about an all new top-secret lair? Well fear not, aspiring crimefighter, Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. has you covered. Peruse their catalog for all your superhero-ing needs. And all th... / Continue →
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I don't know if China has even seen a drawing of a Yeti before but they never look like this. And they're also never in pink cages popping an angry squat while their picture's being taken. Glaring inaccuracies aside, this is the "oriental yeti". ... / Continue →
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That's a real-ass live human woman right there! You see, DC artist Alexa Meade paints people to look like they're in paintings. Maybe art isn't dead! But you know what is? The opossum on the sidewalk right outside my apartment complex. It's tr... / Continue →
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Are you a stripper looking to add a little geeky flair to all that gyratin' and booty grindin' you do around the pole? Then you're in luck, thanks to Lady Tornade's custom Pac-Man pasties. And they're only 60 euros (~$80)! Wait, what? MAKE YOUR... / Continue →
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Some guy went and made a Colonial Viper Starfighter from Battlestar Galactica out of an old Postal Service Jeep, a bunch of other crap, and a small-block Chevy V-8. Hey, I have a small block too! Just sayin', guys that like to have sex with cars.... / Continue →
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There's nothing sexier than a drawing of a hot girl, amirite? Wrong. That was a test and you failed you little hentai-loving horndog, you. Your shame aside, this is a little gallery of Star Wars pin-up/Galactic Empire propaganda posters as imagi... / Continue →
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This is a little animated gif of a robot with laser-eyes wielding a missile atop a unicorn trampling a Smurf village. There is nothing okay about that. As a matter of fact, I hate everything about it except the unicorn and the mushrooms. The res... / Continue →
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Sure it looks more like a turtle skull BUT USE YOUR IMAGINATION. If you squint while nodding your head and pretending you're shaking a handful of dice it looks like you're masturbating a dragon. But it's actually the smoke trail from NASA's launc... / Continue →
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NOTE: JUMP VIDEO IS AFTER THE JUMP. This is a little Star Wars themed Google commercial made by the guys over at College Humor. I thought it was pretty cute. Cute, but predictable. Kind of like Wall-E, unless you actually thought he was gonna d... / Continue →
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Bruce Rosenbaum has a problem. And it's not something you can take a pill for like burny urine, either. You see, Bruce and his wife Melanie can't stop steampunking everything in their house. God, you're worse than the people on 'Hoarders'! Ever... / Continue →
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The Light Beam coffee table may look like alien technology, and it probably is. That or it's from the future, one or the other. Or both. Did your mind just explode? Mine did. Hey this coffee tastes like brains. The Light Beam coffee table is ... / Continue →
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Hey mister, you got any Twizzlers in the back of that thing? Party Van [epicponyz] via The Pedo Wagon [albotas] Thanks to julie, who claims she's seen dude lurking in the bike aisle at Toys R Us.... / Continue →
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NOTE: This is only a small part of the chart so rub THIS PINK BUTTON to make magical internet things happen and see the whole thing. Booze: God's way of saying thanks for taking part in this little experiment of mine. But did you know there's mor... / Continue →
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Two German women have been arrested after trying to fly one of their dead husbands from Liverpool to Berlin over the weekend. But not in a casket, oh-no, in a suit with sunglasses on. Classy! Staff became suspicious when they tried to check in 9... / Continue →
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Sure the actual LEGO company manufactures a Frank Lloyd Wright 'Fallingwater' set as part of its Architecture series, but it's a scant 811 pieces. PIECES FALLINGWATER NEEDS MORE PIECES. Thankfully, Matija Grguric took it upon upon himself to make... / Continue →
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No matter what the product, eventually some b-hole's gonna come along and gold-plate the thing and then try selling it for like a million times what it's worth. And you know what the real sick part is? Some other b-hole is actually gonna buy it, ... / Continue →
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First of all, that looks like Michelangelo's arm, so I don't know why there's a sai there. Unless it's actually Raphael's arm. Or -- OR -- Michelangelo stabbed Raphael with his own knife because he was high and Raph was bogarting the j. So, uh, ... / Continue →
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This is a video of the Blendtec doucher blending a new iPad. And, while I'm no Apple fanboy, I still wanted to kick guy in the crotch hard enough to food-process his nuts. And I'm not talking pistachios either. Filberts. Really hit him where it... / Continue →
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This is a little informational graphic about Nintendo. Of course, this isn't all of it so you'll have to hit the jump to see the whole thing. So, what'd you think about Dragon Man? Pretty f***ing sexy, amirite? I have good taste. But a bad att... / Continue →
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So I don't know if you knew this or not but I threw an Easter bash yesterday that would have made the Apostles proud. Provided the Apostles would be cool with me passing out in my closet at 7:30 with an apartment full of people. Long story short:... / Continue →
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Duke Nukem Forever, best known for being highly anticipated and never coming out, is really a sad story. Granted not as sad as the one about the baby ducks that all die in the end, but still a tearjerker. Hit the jump for a video of that action t... / Continue →
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Spiders are disgusting and if you ever meet somebody that says they actually like spiders you should keep your distance because they probably worship the devil. That said, this is a glass designed by artist James Laurie for capturing creepy-crawli... / Continue →
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You can't see the Geekologie kid because he's hovering above the rest with a f***ing jetpack on. That's my boy! If Internet Sites Were Teenagers [buzzfeed]... / Continue →
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This is a Mega Man hoodie designed by deviantARTist bmansnuggles. Allegedly he's trying to get the thing manufactured which is probably the smartest thing I've ever heard considering it looks like it was stitched together with pure awesomeness. O... / Continue →
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The iPad, it's...it's...it's iPhone powered! Wocka wocka wocka. The Inner Workings Of The iPad [nedhandy] Thanks to Ezrail and Mycropht, who are still convinced little people live in their televisions. Ya'll crazy!... / Continue →
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Dinosaur metal: arguably the best thing to come out of music since the skin flute. Toot toot tootle toot! Hevisaurus was a band made up of members from legendary band Dio and Sonata Arctica. Their goal was to recrod heavy metal for children. Afte... / Continue →
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Happy Easter everybody, please try to keep the sinning to a minimum. Star Wars Papercraft Easter Egg Boxes [starwars]... / Continue →
