You're All Pervs: Bodypainted Mass Effect Girl

This is a girl bodypainted (link NSFW) in a Mass Effect getup (link NSFW). That's all I know, but, honestly, I don't even need to know that to have a good time. Just a bartender and a sword swallower.

Hit the jump for the uncensored, arguably NSFW version.

Whoa 'Mass Effect' Girl! [gossipgamers]

Thanks to gwong, who agrees there's no way to stuff bodypaint.

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