Mar 11 2010You Will Never Be A Physicist, Or Jedi!
Guess what? Those aren't misconceptions, those are the truth. So this isn't so much a win as a monster fail. Unless you're from the Unifying Force school of thought, in which case I can understand why you'd say the first part, but not the second. So at best half credit. And half credit, my friend, is only 60%. That's a C.
Physics Win [failblog]
Thanks to Iceman, who once mind-tricked the lunch lady into giving him an extra cinnamon roll. Lucky!
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Reader Comments
1. stev0 - March 11, 2010 10:27 PM
fail points for metachlorians
2. Robby - March 11, 2010 10:27 PM
1st?
3. BluMizu - March 11, 2010 10:30 PM
Q:What is the cause of friction?
A: The Dark Side and recalcitrant Sith Lords.
4. Rosie and her five sisters - March 11, 2010 10:33 PM
Too bad we can't see what the person put down for the next question:
"What is the cause of friction?"
Okay GW followers - answer that one & I'll look the other way the next time you pass a note in class.
5. bringerzl - March 11, 2010 10:51 PM
The dumbass messed up the above question. It should be "N=kg*m/s^2"
6. Albert - March 11, 2010 11:04 PM
It's Jedi not jedis dumbass
7. Kat - March 11, 2010 11:21 PM
Sixty percent for a C? Man I'd love to have that teacher
8. VaultDweller13 - March 11, 2010 11:21 PM
Still a massive failure for mentioning the m word.
9. nadalo - March 11, 2010 11:32 PM
@6 it should be Jedii for plural i think
10. Zk - March 11, 2010 11:50 PM
@7 you didn't get the joke
@9 no
11. Di$hy D - March 12, 2010 12:53 AM
What is the cause of friction?
Sand in the Vaseline.
12. Ppoop i'm drunk - March 12, 2010 2:30 AM
a 60% at my college is an F :[
13. kimooa - March 12, 2010 3:41 AM
@12 a 60% at my college is an z :[
14. Edvin - March 12, 2010 4:31 AM
It's a complete win with no signs of fail at all.
Do you for real consider the "midichlorians" to be a part of the force after being mentiond once in the first of the new crapathlonic non-legit Star Wars movies and then never again?
15. we are not like you - March 12, 2010 4:33 AM
#14, thou cast pearls before swine
Lucas ripped off his idea of "the force" from Castaneda - there are verbatim quotes from his books in the original '77 star wars
16. Phil - March 12, 2010 6:05 AM
It's Jedi not Jedis. Noob.
17. Epic Fail - March 12, 2010 9:43 AM
The plural word for Jedi is Jedi... so epic fail on using the word "Jedis". It's like saying I have two oxes. Not two oxen.
No wonder he can't even spell correctly.
18. Kraziness - March 12, 2010 9:59 AM
The person totally failed. There is no misconception about there being a light and dark side of the force, like duh. Also medichlorians don't distinguish one as a jedi, thier powers do. He should have replaced the 'and' after the comma with a 'which'. If I was his teacher I would fail that paper for sure.
19. Random Passing Sith Lord - March 12, 2010 10:43 AM
Q. What is the cause of friction?
A. Smart ass JediS trying to teach grammar it a science class.
Unify Force FTW
20. j - March 12, 2010 10:45 AM
this is a huge fail!
... just because you force choke someone or use lightning that equates darkside?? i think the whole measurement of force dark/light side = fail.
or someone quote yoda, and maybe i will remember what the true measurement was??
21. hobo - March 12, 2010 12:10 PM
I think you've found the entry exam for this Apprentice Sith Lord job posting:
http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/sithlord.htm
22. Randommolecules - March 12, 2010 1:10 PM
Dude has my handwriting! FREAKY!
23. Larrythefatcat - March 13, 2010 8:06 AM
Okay, first off I'm with everyone on the 'Jedi' thing... it's totally the same word both singularly and pluralized, BUT...
@ 17
It's not like 'ox' and 'oxen' at all... it's like 'deer' and 'deer' or 'moose' and 'moose'.
I'm also SUPER surprised that no one has mentioned the fact that the "M-word" is spelled incorrectly, though. I guess I'm just a big enough geek to realize this and actually point it out... sad, very sad. :(
24. cabbo - March 13, 2010 11:13 AM
"The force is neither inherently Good or Evil, it's how you use it."
- Kyle Katarn.
"Meticlorians was a massive public urination on what made the whole jedi thing good. Fuck you, George Lucas."
-George Lucas' father.
25. cabbo - March 13, 2010 11:17 AM
@25 I didn't spell it correctly, because it was a pathetic idea.
Now I'm going to play KoToR2, with ma mods.