You Will Never Be A Physicist, Or Jedi!

Guess what? Those aren't misconceptions, those are the truth. So this isn't so much a win as a monster fail. Unless you're from the Unifying Force school of thought, in which case I can understand why you'd say the first part, but not the second. So at best half credit. And half credit, my friend, is only 60%. That's a C.

Physics Win [failblog]

Thanks to Iceman, who once mind-tricked the lunch lady into giving him an extra cinnamon roll. Lucky!

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