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Wtf's A Bread Plate?: Place Setting Placemats

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This $27 Place Setting Placemat shows you where to set all the flatware and glasses when you're making a fancy dinner, so your guests are impressed with how highfalutin you are except for the blueprint placemats and microwavable lasagna. Also, I don't know about you, but I don't even own silverware. Or plates and bowls. The fanciest dinner I've ever had was wrapped in a paper towel and eaten over the sink. YES WITH TOP HAT AND MONOCLE. Jesus, I'm not a heathen.

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