Will You Survive A Zombie Apocalypse?, The Flowchart (SPOILER: No, No You Won't)

This is a flowchart used to determine if you'll survive a zombie apocalypse. This is only a tiny piece of the thing though because it's giant so click THESE PINK WORDS to see the whole damn damndy damn. So? You're a goner aren't you? Well let me give you a little piece of advice: you don't have to run that fast to avoid zombies, just faster than the guy beside you (read: club the shit out of his legs).

Will You Survive The Undead Apocalypse? [gameinformer]

Thanks to Ford, Blackheart and Jessie, who would definitely survive a zombie apocalypse. But robots -- not robots.

• Oh You Think You're Sooo Tough: What You'll Really Do During The Zombie Apocalypse

  June 25, 2010

  The latest in zombie apocalypse pie-charts, this one shows what you'll most likely be doing in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Not to brag or anything, but I'll almost certainly be in the little green pie-piece. Ooooor masturbating in my closet until I'm eaten. Things That... / Continue →
• Canadians Create Mathematical Model For Successfully Surviving Zombie Apocalypse

  August 17, 2009

  Since there's no hockey on some Canadian mathematicians have shifted their efforts to creating a mathematical model for surviving the zombie uprising. And you said nothing good ever came out of Canada! That guy, right there -- he's the one that said it. GET HIM, CANUCKS! A... / Continue →
• Google's CADIE And Gmail's Auto-Pilot

  April 1, 2009

  Well folks, the apocalypse is upon us. Google has foolishly unleashed the world's first "artificial intelligence tasked-array system" (death-bot) upon the world. CADIE (Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity) is going to kill us all, and, even worse, delete a... / Continue →