Wait, What?: Steve Jobs Cheese Heads
What better way to kickoff an iPad release party than with a smorgasbord featuring several iterations of Steve Jobs' head shaped out of mozzarella cheese? You think about it while I puke for a little.
My old pal Ken over at The Cook's Den, has dreamed up a frighteningly delicious idea he plans on serving at his epic iPad launch party.
Ken's cannibalistic treat with authentic pepper beard, is featured as an iPad Thai, Apple Cheese Plate and my favorite, Spicy Steve Nachos. Steve Jobs' melting head in the pot is absolutely disgusting, yet I still can't look away. Ken offers DIY directions for all of these dishes on The Cook's Den, including carving up the head of Apple's CEO.
First of all, is there even such a thing as an "epic" iPad launch party? Because no matter how hard I close my eyes, I just can't can't see it. Only swirls of color. Which, if this gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my peen in the cheese dip!
Hit the jump for the other two dishes, including Jobs' melted-ass face.
Your Steve Jobs Cheese Head Dinner Is Served [iphonesavior]
Thanks to Michael, who once sculpted Bill Gates' head out of butter and then rolled in it and went tanning.
-
Note: This isn't the whole thing, click HERE to see the whole kit and kaboodle in full-res. This is an infographic made by Geekologie Reader Edwin Rahr for his company London Creative that's all about Steve 'The Apple Juice' Jobs. Now I know what many of you are thinking, "bu... / Continue →
-
NEEDS MORE RETINA DISPLAY. Steve Jobs, best known for starting Jobs.com or whatever, has unveiled a new corporate headquarters for his company in Cupertino, CA that looks suspiciously like the One Ring. What? I can ready Elvish! It reads, "I faked my own death." I KNEW IT!... / Continue →
-
These are pictures from some couple's wedding. Whose? Katie and Aaron's. What's so special about Katie and Aaron? Their wedding ceremony (link NSFW) was officiated entirely by iPad. Why? I dunno, maybe they don't care if it lasts or not. NOW STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. Katie ... / Continue →
