Mar 27 2010Suck It, Segway, I Hate Standing: There's A New Self Balancing Rideable Thing In Town

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The Taurus is a conceptual self-balancing vehicle designed by Erik Lanuza. It's basically a Segway with a seat that makes it loosely look like you're riding a bull/motorcycle. But not enough to be cool. Don't be fooled, children will still throw rocks at you. And I'm gonna join them. But from across the street because I'm not a pederast.

Taurus Concept Starts With The Segway And Adds Cool [ohgizmo]

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Yeah.

neat, First

Sorry bout that had to claim firsties once in my life. *check*

It's no use - not even Bombardier could make a Segway look cool:

http://criticallyendangered.wordpress.com/2009/04/21/motorized-unicycles-what-next-robot-clowns/

Anyway you slice it, Segways are the short-bus of the future.

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Are there actually people too lazy to stand up on a Segway? The thing that's always bugged me about those is that they aren't a substitute for driving, they're a substitute for walking.

reminds me the "IT" machine invented by Mr Garrison in South Park.

I cinda like it

what's next? wheelchairs???

Wheelchairs?!... Genius... thats would be cool, You can sit and would be mobile at the same time.
some body should make that, I would buy it!

Haha SWEET! But one question... Dose the girl with? Although she would look better not being in orange :/

WTF? That's almost the same design as the motorcycle that appears on the manga of Battle Angel Alita! Copy cats...

doesn't this remind anyone of Rideback anime? if you add some arms you get yourself a rideback, god darn copy cats! shame on them!

It would be cooler if it was a unicycle, and what happened to motorcycles?

@16. blueZorro - I was kinda thinking the same thing, swap a tire on to the front of it and you have yourself a genuine electric motorcycle!

Not impressed. Hey, let's mock up some absurd thing, like a Dino Segway and see who goes gaga over it. ;-)

At least if a Segway breaks down or runs out of juice you have a chance to just step off as it falls rapidly to the floor. This is just nose-breaking cruelty.

FU 5&6!

Also... YAY Dragonball bikes!

What's a pederast dude?

(I am the walrus.)

This is a sweet concept? Allow the whole top to lean around fully 4 way, and then you've got an incredibly dangerous alternative to a motorbike.

I think it looks kinda like the mechsuit from district 9... but with wheels.

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