Mar 5 2010Sounds Legit To Me: Bottled Ghosts For Sale

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I don't really know what the laws are on buying and selling ghosts, but if they're anything like the ones for slaves, you're not supposed to do it. You have been warned.

Captured ghosts from our house


Captured by an exorsist from a spiritualist church

one spirit we believe is a man by the name of Les Graham, managed to track down a photo. He died in the house in the 1920's.
Exorsist believes this spirit likes to make himself known and spook people. but he is not a very strong spirit.

The other spirit came from when me and my partner stupidly did an Oujia Board. We believe it is a little girl who likes to move things and turn things on and off. Exorsist says she is VERY strong and if left will get stronger.

We have had no activity since they were bottled on July 15th 2009 . So i believe they are in the bottles.

They are bottled with holy water as aparantly the water dulls the spirits energy, sort of puts them to sleep.

To revive the spirit, i have been told that you pour into a little dish and let it evaporate into your house.

That all sounded good except for the Oujia board part. Oh, and the "pour the ghosts into a dish and let them evaporate into your house" bit. GHOSTS ARE NOT SCENTED OILS, GOD! Back me up here, Dr. Venkman. Also, why the hell is bidding at $2,000? Wait just a minute!

FOR SALE: Ghost of a woman from Starbucks who had her laptop speakers up too loud. Also likes to take calls with no consideration for those around her. Currently captured in a frappuccino cup but will transfer to a Snapple bottle for security purposes. Asking $500 or car stereo.

Auction Site

Thanks to Asbo and dilf, who ain't afraid of no ghost but heights make them cry and wet themselves.

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1. Ed - March 5, 2010 10:28 AM

Reminds me of Zelda

2. Yames - March 5, 2010 10:29 AM

I'd buy them just to pour them into my slurpee....

3. ifuckingloveghosts - March 5, 2010 10:29 AM

What if i drink this shit, does the ghost become one with me? YES PLEASE

4. Closet Nerd - March 5, 2010 10:31 AM

*swish* *swish* *swish*
hmmmmm.... these ghosts taste like 'Scope'...... just sayin

5. Lady K - March 5, 2010 10:33 AM

whats worse is you know some sucker is going to buy it XD

6. om3ga - March 5, 2010 10:34 AM

do they sell micheal jackson's ghost in bottled form?

7. Closet Nerd - March 5, 2010 10:35 AM

Brian: For 400 dollars I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man!
Thurgood: Who the fuck told you that?
Brian: The man who sold it to me, Barry Garcia.
Thurgood: So who is that, Jerry Garcia's brother?
Brian: No, actually it was Andy Garcia's brother.

8. Mr. Chip - March 5, 2010 10:40 AM

I already bought four ghosts. They really make the place smell nice. Just spray in the air and you too can have your guest room smell of the ether and unimaginable worlds beyond reality!!!
(May cause possession, ESP, ectoplasmic discharge from all orifices, and glossolalia. Don't serve to minors.)

9. Fuaijie - March 5, 2010 10:46 AM

It's in New Zealand. So that $2000 is actually around $1500 or less in USD.

10. Pat - March 5, 2010 10:46 AM

The stupidity of the human race never fails to amaze me.

11. naas - March 5, 2010 11:09 AM

@10 everyday man, doesn"t surprise me neither

12. Red - March 5, 2010 11:20 AM

Ghost Emerald: Gotcha catch 'em all!
Who want to battle with my Leonidas Lv. 63?
"Shout+kick" is my favorite attack.

13. jimu - March 5, 2010 11:21 AM

can you just imagine the auction review?

"ghosts were poorly marked, powerful girl ghost currently haunting my house. would not recommend",

or

"ghost turned out to be demon. now flaying me alive 1 star out of 5.",

but most likely

"I just payed over $2k for blue water, I am gullible and rich, welcome all to come rip me off more."

I don't see any way where this could end well whether it is fake or real...

highly doubtful:
"prompt shipment, ghosts well trainable, will purchase from him again, 5 of 5 stars"

14. dangerous dave - March 5, 2010 11:31 AM

I'd rather have a bottle of Ecto Cooler

15. cabbo - March 5, 2010 11:51 AM

Rub the bottle three times, and nothing happens.

16. Dr Venkman - March 5, 2010 12:07 PM

Ghosts are not scented oils!!!!
Dont worry GW ive got your back on this one.

17. Scuba - March 5, 2010 12:19 PM

Haha, I'm more tempted to bid on http://www.trademe.co.nz/Antiques-collectables/Museum-pieces-artifacts/auction-275640156.htm

18. I never back down - March 5, 2010 1:46 PM

I WOULD DRINK THEM I NEED THEIR POWER!!!

19. plop - March 5, 2010 2:22 PM

@ 17
much better Lol

20. Woll - March 5, 2010 2:22 PM

I'll take five poes, please.

21. M_D - March 5, 2010 6:15 PM

clearly they dont know anything. first im pretty sure you need a member of the church to perform an exorcism yet the guy just paid 120 to some guy. second you cant catch anything like that, it gets banished. third whoever is doing the exorcism is not allowed to enter the situation thinking the house needs one. so if you can just call someone up for that then they are clearly scamming you. just soo many things wrong with this.

22. Bun - March 5, 2010 9:52 PM

Why would I want ghosts?

23. pro - March 6, 2010 5:59 AM

I agree, ghosts are not scented oils, very hilarious!

24. Meg - March 6, 2010 8:37 AM

yeeaah trademe haha this is ridiculous.. but then people have also been known to sell farts in jars hah .... nice

25. guillo80 - March 6, 2010 1:35 PM

Slimer's blue cousin?

26. nottheone - March 6, 2010 6:28 PM

Immediately thought of this little gem

27. gueibor - March 7, 2010 12:45 AM

Judging by the color, that's holy Bombay Sapphire rather than holy water, which should explain why the spirits are happily sleeping. What if I drink them in a gin & tonics instead of letting them evaporate on a dish? Will the girl still uh, move, like, my things?

28. Paty V. - March 8, 2010 9:58 AM

So my question is, do they buy ghosts. I recently vacationed in Hyrule and am looking for to load off some of my heavier po's, they have just become a hastle, keeping me up at night with giggling till all hours of the night and smacking me just when I am about to doze off.

29. brian - March 8, 2010 12:13 PM

Bum da buh bum you got a poe in a bottle This may lead to something good

30. acornstu - March 9, 2010 4:22 AM

will you accept a non working car stereo??

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