Mar 25 2010Oh Hai, Tough Guy: A Flamethrowing Scooter

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British scooter lover (and snazzy dresser) Colin Fruze went and developed a flame-throwing setup for his ride. Why? Because he's a badass, that's why! Kidding, nobody badass drives a scooter (except you of course). The flames shoot 12-feet out the back of the tailpipe (not unlike my roommate after the atomic hot-wing challenge) and encourage drivers to keep their distance. Now I'm not saying that bottom pic is the last thing a tailgater will ever see, but it is. Well, the last thing they'll ever see before running the f*** over a jackass on a scooter.

Flamethrowing scooter keeps tailgaters at bay [dvice]

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flames... oooooh.

first!

LoL

A good curry will always do the same!

oh boo, burnt!

Lies! This is after he ate at Taco Bell......

no, ur not first.

my fingers are made for speed.

This can’t be legal.

if he did that when i was in the car i would run him down.
and i am not kidding. i dont mind scooters but that is just F up.
i would run him off the raod then call the cops on him.
any jury would say that i would be in my rights for my own personal safty,

Maybe not the safest jacket to wear while driving around on this........

tail pipe?

I don't agree with this 100% but fuck, people have got to learn to keep in mind the bikers personal "SAFETY".
Stop tailgating us! All we have is a helmet!

Even with the "flamethrower" he still looks like a big girls blouse on his sisters scooter

I want him to be arrested for this faggotry.

Maybe if all you scooter fags didn't drive like a bunch of morons you wouldn't need such things. STOP DRIVING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY ROAD. IT'S A 55 AND YOU CAN ONLY GO 35 YOU RETARDS. SPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD.

There's a video on his youtube channel.
http://www.youtube.com/user/colinfurze

If I see this guy I *will* run him down. He drew first, officer.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max ate nothing but fast food for a month, and by the end of the month, his body started adjusting but the test was stopped because the documentary maker wanted to be able to say bad things about big macs.

http://www.facebook.com/daisy.daisyington

I just want to say "bad thing's about big mac's".

I believe it's Colin Furze, not Colin Fruze.

Haw, bless. Let's take a look at the thinking behind this:

1: Come up with something LOLRANDOM AWESOME purely for the purposes of posting pictures of it on the internet and getting thousands of braying teenagers to laugh at a spectacularly unimaginative/funny spectacle

2: Wear your father's suit, looking like some awkward effeminate who's dressed for the school ball in the typical ill-fitting black tie attire because "HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS EVEN MORE AWESOME IS IF WE WORE SUITS HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG WE'RE SOOOO DOING THIS AND LET'S PAINT BACON ON THE SCOOTER TOO OMGOMGOGM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"

3: Get seventeen year-old friend to photograph who then rounds off all the cretinous behaviour by slapping the watermark of his "photography firm" on the images in order to ensure that the noisy, lens-flare-marred images are never stolen by competing seventeen year-old shit photographers and used for profit.

@21 Shame he's like 30 and the photoprapher is a professional that has had his photos in magazines and national newspapers.

Uh, I think his tailpipe is in the lower right, not just under the seat where the flames are coming from. Since the article says this rig was formerly on a BMX, Id say it has nothing to do with the exhaust...

Yeah, vicho, I did Google it too. Thing is, I did this before writing out my little synopsis there. Didn't change anything since the point I was making wasn't about the photographer but the format of and line of thinking behind this sort of "news".

SWING 'N' A MISS, SON

Yeah this was in the paper the other day. Apparently the police cautioned him and said he could only use it privately. So he takes it to some land and 'feels like james bond' apparently.

Yeah this was in the paper the other day. Apparently the police cautioned him and said he could only use it privately. So he takes it to some land and 'feels like james bond' apparently.

"That", made you feel like james bond? Pfft!

ok, a few things to say:

1. it is definently not his 'tail pipe'

2. this is friggin awesome

3. people do need to be aware of people that are not in cars (on motorcycles, scooters, bicycles) but if you are that worried about being run over, JJDeal, then buy something that can get the f*** out of the way of any cars that are going to hit you.

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