Oh There You Are!: Porn Detecting USB Stick
The Porn Detection Stick may look like an ordinary USB drive with "Porn Detection Stick" printed on the side, but it's not! Wait, maybe it is. *reading* No, no it's not.
Described as a "robust illicit image detection device designed to protect your family, business or organization," the Porn Detection Stick is a USB drive you plug into your computer to hunt down dirty files -- specifically, images, and it even claims to go after ones you've deleted. The Stick apparently makes its job harder than just immediately popping up and say, "Yep, there's pornography here!" by instead scanning your photos for telltale signs of naughtiness such as exposed flesh, suggestive curvature and "body part separation."
Thankfully, the device only works for images, so saucy Excel spreadsheets are still a go. Isn't that right, you naughty little cells? OMG, OMG -- PIE CHAAAAAAART!
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Porn Detection Stick roots out naughty files, even deleted ones [dvice]
Thanks to Closet Nerd, who doesn't find porn, porn finds him.
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