Little Joseph is a little creepy ass porcelain candle holder. As the candle melts it drips wax onto his face because, I don't know if you knew this about him, but little Joseph has been a very, VERY bad boy. Was that not creepy as shit? I was trying to be, I swear. Â£69.00 (~$105) takes one home, but it does not come with the Geekologie Writer seal of approval. But it will come in a box. And maybe, just maybe, your cat will play in it.
Hit the jump for a closeup of the no thank you very much.
Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who only uses adult head candle holders because he's not a creep.
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