Mar 18 2010New Lip Gloss Created That Changes Color When A Woman Is Amorous (Read: Horny)
There's a new lip gloss in town, ladies. And it lets men know when you're feeling, how should I say -- corndoggy.
The Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss was invented in California. A spokesman for makers Too Faced said: "The colours change depending on your emotional state."
The saucy slap changes from clear to deep crimson as the wearer feels frisky. It works by reacting with a girl's body chemistry.And each £12 tube comes with a colour chart so men can work out how randy their partner is feeling.
Listen ladies, if you really want to let guys know when you're feeling, how should I say -- penis-y, you don't need lip gloss. What you need is....actually, I don't know what you need, I've never been with a girl. THEY SHOULD WEAR SIGNS.
Sex? Read my lips [thesun]
via
New Lipstick Changes Colors When Ladies Are Horny [gizmodo]
Thanks to Closet Nerd, whose mood ring is always the good color. Green. Or blue. Whichever's better.
Reader Comments
1. Boost - March 18, 2010 8:32 PM
It probably changes with body temperature, which means the drunker she gets the darker it'll get.
So yea, that's probably still a good horniness indicator.
2. Einsamkeit - March 18, 2010 8:32 PM
Sexy
3. MaryJane420 - March 18, 2010 8:35 PM
unnecessary since we all know women don't get aroused....
unless their reading geekologie!
4. John McCurry - March 18, 2010 8:43 PM
ummmm, lips already do that on their own, it's why women already use lipstick to simulate being aroused all the time.... maybe this is just a clear lipstick taking advantage of people for not knowing this
5. swiz - March 18, 2010 8:43 PM
colour-blind ftl
6. defintelynotlilly - March 18, 2010 8:56 PM
shit man, I've had this stuff for at least at least two years... but I'll give you a break cause guy don't know much about make up
7. atheistgirl - March 18, 2010 8:58 PM
Because waiting whilst the guy checks a chart is sure to be a big turn on.
8. they're real and they're spectacular - March 18, 2010 9:06 PM
what's the point? if your horny, either you want him to know or you don't. Surely if you want him to know, your comfortable enough to just TELL him and if not, well you can save yourself some embarrassment by not advertising the fact. It's cool, but it's not practical. I guess if you didn't give him the chart, but still. This is the kind of thing people buy as a joke. Besides, colored lipbalm is better.
9. Mindy - March 18, 2010 9:08 PM
This isn't new stuff, they even have 4 different shades now from Too Faced. It starts off pale and gets darker as it's heated up. One does start as clear, but it really does go pink.
10. naas - March 18, 2010 9:13 PM
@8 I'd love to see them
11. Hunter - March 18, 2010 9:18 PM
OMG GIRLS SHOULD WEAR SIGNS!!!
12. Dishy D - March 18, 2010 10:14 PM
Girls do wear signs.
You just have to know how to look.
13. Brad B - March 18, 2010 10:25 PM
Oh Great!!! So, now we have to learn to decipher all of her lip colors just to figure out her "emotional state."
14. Wattie - March 18, 2010 10:32 PM
This actually isn't new. I bought this lip gloss a couple of years ago at Sephora. It changes with the body temperature. So, yeah, it'll change colors when a girl gets turned on but it also turns colors for other reasons. It turns bright pink when I get mad.
15. dweebiechimp - March 19, 2010 2:35 AM
this is highly needed, women are too difficult to read as is. now i can just look at her lips instead of pulling my pants down (in public) to figure that out!
16. meredith - March 19, 2010 3:36 AM
i've used this before... mine is always dark... hmm, i guess that's accurate.
17. Closet Nerd - March 19, 2010 7:47 AM
So, what happens to it when it gets on my penis?
18. cait - March 19, 2010 8:14 AM
yeah,,, no news to me. This has been around for a while, it is just a gimick-y heat sensitive lip gloss that will also react to external temps, like coffee and food.
guys are funny ~
19. Mindy - March 19, 2010 8:58 AM
@17 Your penis falls off.
20. Jaded Icon - March 19, 2010 9:19 AM
Great, mood ring for your lips....
21. Anti-Stupid - March 19, 2010 9:42 AM
@12 - It's males your talking to here, if you expect us to be able to pick up anything other than being direct, your going to be sending signals all day with no action. Be direct, no games.
22. Always ready - March 19, 2010 10:21 AM
I don't need signs, I'm always ready.
23. Boomer - March 19, 2010 10:34 AM
Or... I'll just whip out my junk and make it turn red.
24. Jaded Icon - March 19, 2010 10:53 AM
@ 23
Why...is your junk bleeding?.....
25. Gareth - March 19, 2010 10:53 AM
You know that look women get when they want to have sex? Yeah, me neither.... Well this guy is just selling standard lip gloss, it doesn't change color, and you cant prove it cause women don't get 'Amorous'.
26. FjordPrefect - March 19, 2010 11:01 AM
Great, yet another way for men to misjudge what women want. I have to play enough guessing games without having to carry around a stack of Pantone swatch cards with me now. Yeesh.
27. POW - March 19, 2010 11:10 AM
Women get horny? Man, I learn something new everyday.
28. Brrrrian - March 19, 2010 1:08 PM
Totally buying some and passing it out at church.
just sayin.
29. The 80s - March 19, 2010 1:14 PM
Hey! Remember me? Remember Mood Rings? Well this is a new brand of mood ring
30. Kaci - March 19, 2010 2:23 PM
@27
We're horny at all hours of the day. Just sayin'.
31. Brrrrian - March 19, 2010 3:08 PM
@30 - you've obviously never met a woman before.
32. Daisy - March 19, 2010 4:14 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max didn't push the button and everything metal started getting pulled into his terminal room.
33. carlos - March 20, 2010 12:19 AM
@30 obviously only your the one that's horny all day... can i have your phone number? assuming your not ugly, zitty, and fat, although you read geekologie.... its a long shot ill have to take.
34. kingoftime - March 20, 2010 12:21 AM
If you put it on your penis i assume it instantly turn red the second you get a boner? that will come in handy when i go hiking naked and forget my flashlight, i can always use my trusty rudolph the red nosed penis maneuver.
35. Frank Glover - March 20, 2010 1:03 AM
"So, what happens to it when it gets on my penis?
Enjoy. If that happens to you, it means you read her colors correctly...
36. Soph - March 20, 2010 4:23 AM
@33
Don't be so quick to generalize, I'm a nerdy chick, yeah, but hey, i'm good looking. ;D
37. Jkae - March 22, 2010 10:40 PM
Im with you GW they need signs
38. natalie - November 1, 2010 4:46 PM
does it really work??? i just got it
39. sunarko - January 9, 2011 5:43 PM
gloss lips natural color is now being used by young women