Mar 20 2010Mmmm!: God Of War III's Nutritional Info
This is a little graphic depicting God of War III's nutritional facts as imagined by Gary Hodges. And, as expected, it's pretty much everything you need to grow up strong and healthy. Suck it, Flintstones vitamins! Just kidding -- you know how you can't open a Tic-Tac box without eating them all? I'm the same with with Flintstone vitamins. Which is exactly why I've turned orange and started pissing gravel I'm 30-feet tall and stronger than six Paul Bunyans. No, eight.
God of War Label [joystickdivision]
Thanks to P05TMAN, who better stop stealing my Christmas cards.
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Reader Comments
1. Glucket - March 20, 2010 9:15 PM
LOL
2. atheistgirl - March 20, 2010 9:32 PM
What, no E numbers?
3. Juarez - March 20, 2010 9:43 PM
LOLPENIS
4. GuamOtoko - March 20, 2010 10:00 PM
Haha! They're saying the game is only 8 hours long!
5. Daisy - March 20, 2010 10:38 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell tis a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was forced to act under some kid's control as a player in a video game, and he broke out and saved his wife from SIM city, and then confronted Dexter who tired to kill him, but failed.
6. Daisy - March 20, 2010 11:34 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell tis a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was forced to act under some kid's control as a player in a video game, and he broke out and saved his wife from SIM city, and then confronted Dexter who tired to kill him, but failed.
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell tis a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was forced to act under some kid's control as a player in a video game, and he broke out and saved his wife from SIM city, and then confronted Dexter who tired to kill him, but failed.
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell tis a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was forced to act under some kid's control as a player in a video game, and he broke out and saved his wife from SIM city, and then confronted Dexter who tired to kill him, but failed.
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8. KumaTenshi - March 21, 2010 12:35 AM
@Daisy
Of course it's fake you flipping idiot. That's the whole point.
9. Pwnsauce - March 21, 2010 1:29 AM
These facts made my stomach explode violently. Im officially spartan. TY to Pepto Bismol.
TO: GW recruit: I can write jokes like no otha motha f****
10. Cpt Obvious - March 21, 2010 2:23 AM
This isn't the real nutritional information because plastic isn't digestible.
11. om3ga - March 21, 2010 8:01 AM
mmmmmmmmmm corn syrup
12. cf1221 - March 21, 2010 3:36 PM
Woah there I think Daisy got a little carried away cause it's actually fake this time
13. Closet Nerd - March 21, 2010 6:06 PM
That is pretty cool.... they should put shit like that on games for shits n' giggles....
just sayin
14. dave - March 22, 2010 5:52 AM
omg please spammers i do not want to by your shoes, daisy i love you but seriosly you are now captain odvious.
and click my link i found a gow3 fleshlight could be fake but meh
15. Johnnycakes - March 22, 2010 9:23 AM
daisy up your ass
16. itsmejOpa - March 22, 2010 1:01 PM
closetnerd is Homosexual !
17. pablo - March 22, 2010 3:19 PM
umm.... i dont know about you guys but theres no fuckin way im getting 186% of my daily tits from this game... more like 0.186%