Mar 18 2010Luke, I Am Your Seed Spitting Champion: A Death Star Watermelon
BAM, a Death Star watermelon. Or is it a watermelon Death Star? Whatever the case, I know I'm not the only one eying that laser. Now I'm not saying I want to have sex with it, but I'm not saying I don't either because I'm playing it cool. Trust me, superlasers don't go for guys who are too forward.
Thanks to dr venkman, sham and Unpaid Parking Tickets, who made Millennium Falcon melons and then smashed them with sledgehammers Gallagher style.
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Reader Comments
1. Hannah - March 18, 2010 4:25 PM
dink-hole.
2. Hugh Jorgan - March 18, 2010 4:28 PM
mmmmm that looks tasty i'd definately eat that out...errr i mean take it out to a nice restaurant.
3. UnpaidParkingTickets - March 18, 2010 4:29 PM
It's A Trap!
4. Sapa - March 18, 2010 4:32 PM
@3 - ha!
and in other news.... I'd hit It! booyah!
5. JROD - March 18, 2010 4:34 PM
This turns me on.
6. oz - March 18, 2010 4:36 PM
needs goatse hands.
7. Daisy - March 18, 2010 4:37 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja argued about whether it was fair to attack a death star while it was under construction because there were probably all sorts of innocent contractors on board.
8. Brrrrian - March 18, 2010 4:47 PM
bah, I can't believe I have to post it.
"That's no moon"
9. Closet Nerd - March 18, 2010 4:58 PM
@7 I love that movie
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!!
10. atheistgirl - March 18, 2010 5:00 PM
@8. It looks like something's mooning.
11. Not Fooled - March 18, 2010 6:05 PM
Is that not enough of a sign that your little socialist movement has way too much power? That even the freaking EMPIRE IS GOING GREEN?
12. Kristopher - March 18, 2010 6:42 PM
I would blow up other fruits with it!
any last words???
13. v-tard - March 18, 2010 8:03 PM
Aw dammit Internet! You've corrupted me permanently.
Cannot unsee goatse.jpg
14. therush - March 18, 2010 8:47 PM
You know what'd be a way better use of your time than carving up a watermelon like this? EATING THE FUCKING WATERMELON!
15. naas - March 18, 2010 9:11 PM
STOMPYS NUT
16. Sanchez - March 19, 2010 3:46 AM
Sex-toy for star wars nerds! o.0
17. Phalicy - March 19, 2010 8:38 AM
I felt more like fucking it than eating it. That lazer hole is might enticing.
18. LouCypher - March 19, 2010 8:48 AM
That's no watermelon! It's a space station!
19. Jaded Icon - March 19, 2010 9:24 AM
@ Closet Nerd
"At the same time?"
BTW: Watermelon vodka......just saying.
20. Horny Rebel - March 19, 2010 10:17 AM
I'd hit that!