Luke, I Am Your Seed Spitting Champion: A Death Star Watermelon

BAM, a Death Star watermelon. Or is it a watermelon Death Star? Whatever the case, I know I'm not the only one eying that laser. Now I'm not saying I want to have sex with it, but I'm not saying I don't either because I'm playing it cool. Trust me, superlasers don't go for guys who are too forward.

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Thanks to dr venkman, sham and Unpaid Parking Tickets, who made Millennium Falcon melons and then smashed them with sledgehammers Gallagher style.

The Incredible, Edible (Healthy) Death Star

This is a Death Star made out of a cantaloupe. It's probably a lot healthier for you than the cake version. And less tasty. Far less tasty. But if... More →

See, This Is Why You're Fat

I'm serious, lay off the Turbaconucken. But it's just so good! *chewing* Hit the jump to see a bunch more delectable treats from thisiswhyyourefat.com that will stop your heart... More →

Cannibals: Japanese People Taste The Best

That's right folks: according to the cannibals of Papua New Guinea, the Japanese are delicious. Anthropologist Olga Ammann describes it more succinctly in the book. She quotes people who... More →