Mar 8 2010LOLWUT?!: German 'Identify The LEGO Star Wars Minifig By Putting It In Your Mouth' Show
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD DO NOT PUT LEGO PIECES IN YOUR MOUTH UNLESS YOU LOVE DELICIOUS THINGS.
This is a segment from some German variety show in which a unisexual teen identifies LEGO Star Wars minifigs be swishing them around in his/her mouth for a little while. Unfortunately, 4 out of 5 proper ID's isn't very good AND YOU WILL MAKE THE OLYMPIC MINIFIG IDENTIFICATION TEAM. Stick to Duplo, child!
Thanks to meeotch, who can identify minifigs without ever seeing or touching them. It's called magic.
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Reader Comments
1. Juarez - March 8, 2010 5:47 PM
FIRST AGAIN >:O
2. Richard McBeef - March 8, 2010 5:49 PM
I can identify lego mini-figs by placing them into your mom's vagina and then having sex with her.
3. kyle - March 8, 2010 5:49 PM
how do you get on this show????
4. Pigs - March 8, 2010 5:54 PM
is it weird that I'm a little turned on?
No pedo.
5. Jazzman - March 8, 2010 5:55 PM
I got something else they can swish around in their month and choke on... Kinda reminds me of that movie "Pat" from Saturday Night Live!!!
6. ORANGE - March 8, 2010 5:56 PM
WIN
7. fleity - March 8, 2010 6:11 PM
yeah... thats a sad moment for this country xD
the show is called "wetten dass" --> "i bet that..."
people can bet if they can do sth (identifing lego minifigs) and stars can bet either for or againts the candidates, if they fail the stars have to some stupid shit
i dont watch it... on second thought... could be interessting :P
@3 i think you can get on it by simply applying ;)
8. sandalye - March 8, 2010 6:11 PM
nice very good write really post much
9. Der Deutsche - March 8, 2010 6:13 PM
ja die show is glaub ausm wetten das.....
10. alışveriş - March 8, 2010 6:34 PM
good
11. saç dökülmesi - March 8, 2010 6:36 PM
very good
12. TobyRaider - March 8, 2010 6:44 PM
Uhh.... OK..... That was.... Different....
BTW, would DEFINITELY bend the tall blonde over my desk & pee in her butt.
13. they're real and they're spectacular - March 8, 2010 7:04 PM
what are those goggle things? it's weird enough without looking like she has minfigs implanted in her eyes.
Also, she's either a girl, or gay. Straight guys don't wear that kind of earring.
14. meeotch - March 8, 2010 7:06 PM
It's not gay. It's German.
15. Pedobear - March 8, 2010 7:20 PM
I have one for her to try and guess..................... YES!! You're right! It's Jabba the Hutt! *WINK, WINK* What? That's not your mouth? Opps! I thought it was a Sarlac pit!
16. JFreezy - March 8, 2010 7:21 PM
Wow! That's........................... talent???
17. monster - March 8, 2010 7:56 PM
I don't know what the hell I just watched, but I came. Thrice.
18. Mike - March 8, 2010 7:56 PM
What the Hell??? They're all the same shape except if they have a hat.
19. Person - March 8, 2010 9:20 PM
Ya this is what transsexuals do in their free time. Stick stuffs in their mouth. First it's Legos, then what. Funny, but is "it" really gay?
20. the heat - March 8, 2010 9:47 PM
Another episode of the show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JinJ7NY5_E
21. Wassermelone - March 9, 2010 1:08 AM
Wtf is a unisexual?
22. JJtoob - March 9, 2010 2:43 AM
NEIN NEIN NEIN!
23. ShoDan - March 9, 2010 5:19 AM
Sie means "She" so i geuss its a girl. And she likes sucking on stuff so thats a hint. And damn i thought japanese people where weird.
24. eurotroll - March 9, 2010 11:48 AM
to all who said unisexual teen/ transsexual/ gay (and @15):
she is a 10 year old girl.
25. Weito - March 9, 2010 12:33 PM
haha lol, she is only 10 years old (I watched the show). And she sucks. Literally. lol.
26. Jazzman - March 9, 2010 3:58 PM
@ 12... is that you R Kelly???
27. Craig - March 10, 2010 9:16 AM
would have been funny if she choked
28. FjordPrefect - March 12, 2010 3:02 PM
Unisexual? If you can't tell that's a girl then I'm even more worried about you than before.