Who knew -- Amazon carries wolf urine. HOW THE F*** DO YOU COLLECT WOLF URINE?!
Use our 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in the area you wish. Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts. Due to changes in shipping regulations, we cannot ship this item to California.
Oh sure, I finally find a reputable supplier of wolf lemonade and they won't even ship to California. Now how am I gonna make my special margaritas?
Can I walk your dog?
Amazon Product Page (coyote urine also available)
Thanks to pirhan, who once managed to drank a gallon of weasel urine in under an hour without puking. Um, pirhan, isn't the challenge supposed to be milk? I mean, hey, weasel urine -- that's impressive too.
The Rectum Bar in Vienna is a bar shaped like an anatomically correct rectum. I think we can all agree it brings new meaning to the phrase, "getting butt-ass drunk", amirite? No? YEAH WELL YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! Yes, that was a rectal related tie-in. God I'm L337.
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Anybody else just flash back to Half Life? Me neither, it was a Dead concert. Anyway, this is a giant f***ing Japanese Spider Crab. It was recently caught off the coast of -- you'll never guess -- Japan, and will be on display in England. I bet my ex-wife has bigger ones.
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A 12-mile long trail of unknown biological goo has been spotted off the coast of Alaska. Personally, it looks like robot love-oil to me (don't ask how I know). *ahem* I'm looking at you, Optimus.
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