Jesus Ought To Be Furious: Robosaurus Returns To Australia For Royal Easter Show
One of the first things people always want to know about me is how I feel about robotic dinosaurs, like would I still bang one. And the answer is simple, but tied to another question: have I been drinking?
A giant fire-breathing robotic dinosaur that eats cars has returned to Australia for this year's Royal Easter Show.
The monestrous Robosaurus, which stands four stories high, has steel jaws and a fire breathing nose, hasn't been down under for 10 years.Robosaurus is twice as high and three times as heavy as its prehistoric counterpart, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Well I guess that's one way to celebrate Easter. One BAD way. You might as well gather the show-goers together and burn em all with a flamethrower. Or at least mill about the crowd cropdusting.
Robosaurus returns for the Easter show [brisbanetimes]
Thanks to Nam Som, who would take a wrench to Robosaurus and probably die trying to loosen the first bolt. You know what you need? Ninja lessons.
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