It was only a matter of time: a case for Apple's iPad that looks like a giant sanitary napkin. I know, I'm puking in my shoes even as I type. BURN HOT WINGS BURN.
Introducing Hip Handmaids' exclusive iMaxi--the only Apple iPad case made with protective wings!
With its durable vinyl outer layer and plush, quilted-cotton sleeve, the iMaxi helps keep your iPad clean and dry. Plus, the iMaxi's Velcro-latched, advanced wing design wraps snugly around your device, so your iPad always stays where it should. Best of all, it shields it from all those unsightly and embarrassing data leaks that would make any motherboard worry!
The cases cost $30 and come in all white, or with an even more disturbing "bloody" red interior (pic after the jump). WTF?! I'm all for prop-comedy but even Gallagher has the draw the line somewhere.
Did anybody else just flashback to the video of the watermelon crusher?
Hit the jump to see the bloodier version.
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Thanks to Jessie B., who carries her iPad like a normal person: she doesn't because she's not buying one.
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Fly leg eyelashes. Gross. I'd rather have a horse's penis for a nose.
Granted, flylashes was just a sculptural video, but putting fly legs on your eyes is still gross. As Harrison puts it, "Flylashes was intended as a play on the format of the Chimera, highlighting the use o... / Continue →
This is what a toot likes like under thermal imaging. Looks kind of like a ghost, don't you think? The ghost of dinners past! Get it?! Me neither. Also, I totally just made you stare at a man's ass. Women don't do that! Right? Women don't do that....right?
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