I Can And Will Rob You: The Diamond iPad

You know what's classier than a diamond-studded iPad? Everything. Including Bedazzled jean jackets. But don't let that stop you from pissing away $20K on something I'll snatch from you and run.
"This gorgeous diamond studded iPad features 11.43 carats of diamonds, hand-set in a micro-pave styling. The diamonds are graded G/H in color and VS2/SI1 in clarity."
VS2/SI1? Pffft, those aren't even very nice diamonds! This is like the poor man's diamond iPad. No thanks, hobos!
'The world's first diamond iPad' for a low, low, low $20,000 [dvice]
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