Remember the giant Gundam statue in Japan that I predicted would become self aware and wreak havoc on Japan in a way that would give even Godzilla a raging boner? Well now they've decided to give the bastard a light-up "beam saber". What's a beam saber? I dunno, but I sure don't want to be on the receiving end of one! Or double-ended dildo. BTDT, wish I'd destroyed the video.
Giant Gundam Returns With Giant Beam Saber [kotaku]
Thanks to Jordan and mousecheese, who gonna steal the beam saber and use it for evil. Not if I get to it first, jerks.
If I'm in the hospital the last thing I wanna see is a bunch of robots running around. I'd probably assume I've died and gone to hell. AND I AIN'T GOIN' OUT LIKE THAT.
A hospital in Scotland is to become the first in the UK to use a fleet of robots to carry out day-to-day ta... / Continue →
No it's not either. It's like having a two-inch glowworm that never turns into a butterfly no matter how many times you wrap it in a toilet paper chrysalis and sing Circle of Life.
NIGHT LIGHT [verydemotivational]
Thanks to Nathan, whose member often gets mistaken for a glow... / Continue →
British scooter lover (and snazzy dresser) Colin Fruze went and developed a flame-throwing setup for his ride. Why? Because he's a badass, that's why! Kidding, nobody badass drives a scooter (except you of course). The flames shoot 12-feet out the back of the tailpipe (not ... / Continue →