Mar 4 2010Genius (But Dishonest): Scoring A Cheap iPod

Clever, but i would have also torn off the top half of the green sign and penciled in 'For a Good Time'. No iPod AND solicitations for sexual favors -- you'll think twice before losing something else, Caroline!
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Thanks to GuamOtoko, who may or may not post fake 'LOST DOG' signs. Now that's just sick.
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Reader Comments
1. thedude - March 4, 2010 1:30 PM
1st, and LMAO
2. P05TMAN - March 4, 2010 1:31 PM
A business move that shook my foundation to the core.
3. -Lmega5- - March 4, 2010 1:33 PM
WIN!
4. Brrrrian - March 4, 2010 1:37 PM
Very Savvy. I approve.
5. LSDiesel - March 4, 2010 1:47 PM
I'm totally calling this bitch.
6. Daisy - March 4, 2010 1:49 PM
6th!!!
7. Chris - March 4, 2010 2:02 PM
I wonder how many people will be calling those numbers.
8. Closet Nerd - March 4, 2010 2:03 PM
I think people should call hte dishonest person's phone.... in the middle of the night.... just sayin
9. The Revolutionary - March 4, 2010 2:10 PM
Who needs business school when the only business skills you need can be learned from "The Price is Right"?
10. CharlO - March 4, 2010 2:19 PM
Sure way to get in touch with MANY internet gerks :P
11. Ollie Williams - March 4, 2010 2:29 PM
Where did you get that info Toby?
12. CharlO - March 4, 2010 2:30 PM
BTW Fat and dumb looking guy taking a pic.
13. Name (required): - March 4, 2010 2:31 PM
@Ollie Williams
Is this your first day learning of this fascinating technology called "the internet"?
14. Nate - March 4, 2010 2:41 PM
I thought the person taking the picture was a chick. Oops.
15. Ollie Williams - March 4, 2010 2:51 PM
@14
Yes. Is this your firs.. blblhaoihwiohdlkz290ushhann zwes
Sorry, I got bored just writing that. Fuck off.
16. Val - March 4, 2010 2:51 PM
Heeeey a baltimore post on geekologie! Home!
Poor Caroline.
17. Terrorbite - March 4, 2010 3:21 PM
@1 call me
781-452-0651
18. Pat - March 4, 2010 3:32 PM
Capitalism at its best!
19. titsonsnack - March 4, 2010 3:53 PM
#18 I doubt that's her, her friends are all Quebecoise Canadiens.
20. redya - March 4, 2010 4:26 PM
what is this THE PRICE IS RIGHT
21. thedude - March 4, 2010 4:55 PM
@20 umm...no?
22. fuzzy Tingle Times - March 4, 2010 5:17 PM
How honest can the first one be though. Her name is MacLure. Thats an I.P. Freely Esque name if I have ever heard one.
23. Ollie Williams - March 4, 2010 5:20 PM
Hi, I'm Troy Maclure, you may remember me from such films as “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules” and “Dial ‘M’ for Murderousness”.
24. caroline - March 4, 2010 6:12 PM
this is caroline, my ipod has been returned to me. Thanks for your interest... case closed.
25. your mom is my whore - March 4, 2010 6:32 PM
omg, calling all numbers listed from the above
will post what is said
26. personnnn - March 4, 2010 7:39 PM
DONT CALL! this poor girl! do not call her ! this would be horrible if it were you! trust me! if you have a consiounce o any kid you will not call this poor child. all she wanted was her ipod and now you people are being horribleee
27. Zak - March 4, 2010 7:46 PM
I've posted up signs in the past claiming to have lost all kinds of random shit. You'd be surprised at how many times someone would actually find the item and "return it to me". Score.
This is hilarious, though.
28. N2O1138 - March 4, 2010 7:48 PM
I know everyone involved. Caroline is a real person, a freshman at my school (I don't know if it's actually her that commented here, or if she ever found her iPod). The $51 sign is a harmless joke played by a few seniors. If I remember correctly the phone number on that sign is just made-up.
and btw, Richard McBeef, that's not the right Caroline MacLure
29. N2O1138 - March 4, 2010 7:52 PM
And yes, please don't call her. That would just be creepy, as she's only a freshman. In high school.
30. Myshel - March 4, 2010 8:35 PM
"$53 reward"
Call Meee!!
:3
31. vincent - March 4, 2010 9:14 PM
hey, this is maryland, woohoo! and very clever.
32. witchyone8180 - March 5, 2010 1:32 AM
LMFAO! Genius!
@ 26 & 28 - If she was that worried about her number getting out she shouldn't have posted it.
Quoting Closet Nerd - "...just sayin."
33. neil - March 5, 2010 9:12 AM
at least the criminals in baltimore are become more civil.
34. neil - March 5, 2010 9:13 AM
at least the criminals in baltimore are become more civil.
35. Ollie Williams - March 5, 2010 9:41 AM
Good thing she's still in school. She has horrible handwriting.
36. Rage - March 5, 2010 10:21 PM
i lost the game :(
37. gooogooo - March 6, 2010 10:36 AM
fuck shitty dumbass niggerfaggots >=D
38. u guys are dumbass nerds - March 6, 2010 10:37 AM
fuck u nerds hahahhahahahahahhaha ratards go get a lifepplz
39. CIA - March 6, 2010 10:39 AM
shut up and stop commenting on this site goo goo and u guys are dumbass nerds (those are names btw)
40. D - March 8, 2010 6:40 PM
the phone numbers are: 443-629-8400 and 410-859-3222 (I got the un censort version xD)
41. Lizzle - March 9, 2010 9:43 PM
@ 23 .....that's exactly what i was thinking....right
42. 序名三 - April 11, 2010 10:47 PM
here is the uncensored version :D
http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/picture/lost-ipod-touch