Mar 4 2010Dancin' To Death Darth: The Vader Disco Ball

Darth Vader, best known for having his mask removed by his son in Return of the Jedi and looking like a horribly peeled hard-boiled egg underneath, is now a disco ball. Well, his mask is anyway. Spotted at an unknown club, Darth will have you shaking your money-maker quicker than you can ask why, despite there being tons of people around, you always find yourself dancing Han Solo. Hint: It's because you're the world's galaxy's worst dancer. It's true, one time I even tried bribing Chewie to dance with you and he just grunted and put his head back under the Jäger machine.
the darth vader disco ball: dancin' to the dark side [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. gareth - March 4, 2010 4:41 PM
may the first be with you
2. blueZorro - March 4, 2010 4:46 PM
I second that.
3. Raphaela - March 4, 2010 4:50 PM
So... I wont dace like an Ewok...
4. Lizzard - March 4, 2010 5:14 PM
Lol @ #1. Firstards are well... tards, but that was reletive and witty. bonus points!
5. om3ga - March 4, 2010 5:29 PM
f u c k - t h a t ' s - f u c k i n - d o p e !
6. Swiz - March 4, 2010 5:30 PM
R2 would have been a more obvious choice.
7. Jaded Icon - March 4, 2010 6:28 PM
WTF, you bastards. This is blasphemy. I hope the next girl you kiss is your sister and then your best friend bangs her and she pops out twins....
8. tervboy - March 4, 2010 6:42 PM
Darth Vader disco light...awesome. Never seen one like this before.
9. Fire Breathing Ninja Cricket - March 4, 2010 9:06 PM
Are those lightsabers in the background?
10. Akky - March 4, 2010 9:50 PM
Awesome!
11. cyberON - March 4, 2010 10:12 PM
Luke - come to the dark side... of the room
12. cyberON - March 4, 2010 10:14 PM
mince mince
13. witchyone8180 - March 5, 2010 1:07 AM
Every SW fan's favorite Xmas decoration.
14. Graf Zeppelin - March 5, 2010 3:21 AM
@11 Noooooo! (Falls down service elevator)
15. Milkman - March 5, 2010 11:03 AM
Haha thats awesome
16. JFreezy - March 5, 2010 12:50 PM
Best club......................EVER?!?!?!?!??! Is that a lightsaber battle I see going on in the background?!?! Hopefully by gold bikini wearing Leias?!?!? Must...........................find...........................................club!!!!
17. Marge - March 6, 2010 9:47 AM
"Horribly peeled hard-boiled egg"... I laughed so hard I almost gave birth
18. whatthe? - March 8, 2010 6:38 AM
this was taken in a star wars themed party in istanbul! full link to the pictures and videos : http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=318851213209